Couple Of Ones Here
You know when your at that just awake stage still partially asleep and about to open your eyes and gave a stretch before venturing into the world well as I was going through that stage one morning I opened my eyes to see a set of legs bearing the old rusty sheriff's pointing directly at me. Now in my half awake half asleep state I was wondering if I was dreaming or not then it happened my little brother dropped his guts mere inches from my face and ran away laughing to hard that he look like he was having some sort of fit. Went from asleep to fully awake and in killing mode in less than a second and beat the snot out of him for it.

Also when I was a wee nipper I was put to a nice catholic nursery run by nuns. However all I was interested in was playing with the toys and didn't care for the lovely stories about Jesus and all that other tripe (come on there was toys to be played with I wasn't going to pass that up) so when asked nicely to come over and listen to the nice stories I responded by saying no f**k off you bunch of penguins.

Strangely enough mother was told under no uncertain terms not to take me back i was the devil's spawn etc

Cheers uncle Nicky lol quality words you learned me there
(Scoobiedoo79, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 16:53, Reply)