Tesco story
For the last 10 years or so, until earlier this week in fact, I sported a rather fetching ring through my septum. I'd become accustomed to looks and comments, but the wisdom of children never fails to amaze me.

One Sunday, while doing the weekly shop with Mrs Dozer, we passed a young family. Their young son piped up "Daddy! Look! That man's a bull!".

The parents were mortified. I, on the other hand, found the whole episode rather funny.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 18:13, Reply)