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Either you love 'em or you hate 'em. Or in the case of Fred West - both. Tell us your ankle-biter stories.

(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:10)
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3-some!
Well, 3 re-posts anyway!

Many moons ago Kite Jnr, being about 3 at the time, was being very quiet, in the front room, colouring. Myself and Mrs. Kite were in the kitchen. After a bit, I decide to check on Kite Jr., who has coloured large areas of her body with dark blue felt pen "Cos I'm a Zebra Daddy". Of course you are dear, of course you are.

Bad Father
Now, in my defence, whilst I love Kite Jr dearly, I have to say all little babies look pretty much the same to me. Which explains why some years ago Mrs. Kite came into the cellar where I was working and looked at the photos I had on the wall - my folks, the dogs, someone else's child...

Im a bad bad Dad.

(a cock joke would be slightly uncomfortable after discussing children I feel)

Kite Jr again
Some weeks back, Kite Jr (7 YO) was tucked up in bed, dreaming of My Litle Ponies and other such innocent, girly subjects..when she is disturbed by "uh...uh...uh" sounds coming from Mrs. Kite, in our bedroom, with my good self causing said pleasurable moans.
Kite Jr proceeds to run down stairs (we have 3 stories), bangs loudly on parents door and shouts "Will you be quuiet Im trying to sleep and all I can hear is "Uh...uh...uh" sounds" and then runs back upstairs to bed.

She never mentioned it, and neither did we (Im not sure she knows what was occuring). but boy did we feel both embarrased and told off - by a 7 year old
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 15:23, 1 reply)
Wait til she's a teenager
'cos they know what's going on - and they don't like the idea too much either. I get some very disapproving glances over the breakfast table some mornings.
(, Sat 19 Apr 2008, 15:27, closed)

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