goats, monkeys and chickenlady's cock?
Right.

Once upon a time, BobFossil was walking along in the countryside perfectly innocently, when suddenly she heard a fearsome bellow from a nearby barn. "Whatever can that fearsome bellow be?" she thought, and wandered over to investigate.

Peering through a broken window, she saw the following scene: a small monkey and a rooster were spitroasting a poor goat, which was bleating away in agony. To be honest, the monkey and the rooster weren't really having a good time either: the rooster, not being possessed of a penis, was having to make do with sticking his beak up the goat's anus, while the monkey was having his little monkey-cock lacerated by the goat's gnashing teeth.

This rather shocked poor BobFossil, who'd never seen anything so depraved in her life! So she quickly walked away into town, got some cash out, and soothed her bewildered mind by getting GrandMasterFluffles's brother to urinate in her hair.

The End.



Is that low enough? I feel slightly nauseous now.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:20, Reply)