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Have you tried to be funny and failed horribly? Yeah, join the club. Or have you witnessed someone crash and burn by either being plain unfunny or offensively unfunny? Tell us your stories of sense of humour failure

Thanks to the charmingly named Reginald Donkeyfuck (not related to the Cheshire branch of the Donkeyfuck family, one presumes)

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 12:40)
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Don't forget the OKCupid and pornobox.com(or whatever they're called) accounts.
The pornobox one is funniest. He's trying to claim he's only 40 in that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:29, 1 reply)
Ladies are usually a bit "tender" about their age.
I'm 40. I was born in 1972. I'm not too tender about my age at all.
I'm pretty sure that there are more b3tans around my age than any other.
I don't really understand why you think this is a way to try and 'attack' me.
I know how old I am AB, I'm not as old as you seem to think I am and trying to make me upset about that really doesn't work.
If I was much older I'm sure I'd look at your attempts to goad me as nothing more than ageism. I guess that's not too much different to people having a go at your wife's build as a way to attack you.

AB, I'm 40 years old. I have accounts open all over the internet, some I use regularly and some I just setup to do 1 transaction - interesting that you went looking for the porn ones. Says more about you than me I think. It's not a big thing.
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:46, closed)
*something about you having a small penis*

(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:56, closed)
nobody cares about your wife's infidelity, stump cock

(alright alright, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:57, closed)
Quick rush to his defence!

(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 10:13, closed)
Jesus fuck, you're only 40?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 11:52, closed)
That's right.
So I'm guessing this is the "if we can't make you feel bad about being old we'll make you feel bad by supposedly looking older than you are" gambit.
It's going well so far.
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 11:57, closed)
I'm not trying to make you feel bad, I shouldn't have to. You should already feel bad.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 12:42, closed)
Being a chinless misery who spends 18 hours a day crying into a warm can of fosters takes its toll.
On the plus side he's only got another five years before his suet-clad broken heart explodes and he can fall back into mummy's apron.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 12:13, closed)

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