Hmm.
This one seems to have brought out some of the cock-milkers.

Ok...
About 4 years ago the lady who is our tenant in our rental property (and also a former workmate and good friend) gave us an approx. 25L. bucket packed full of Lego that her two now-grown-up sons had accrued over the years.
Our daughter at the time was going beyond playing with wooden building blocks and starting to play with Duplo. During the next couple of years she played fairly regularly with the 40L. crates worth of Duplo I managed to scrounge from various Op-Shops and friends. And never once showed the slightest interest in the afore-mentioned Lego.

About 8mths. ago during a tidy up of our "Crap Room" I found said bucket of Lego and following the "If it ain't been used in 6 mths. it's out the door" precept I duly delivered it to a local Op-Shop for some lucky youngster to play with or choke on (the Lego, not the bucket!).

A couple of months after that my daughters (somewhat spoilt) tastes shifted from LaLaLoopsy to "Friends" Lego. It's basically girly Lego. You can build horses and stable and what-not...
And don't even start me on minifigs!

About two hundred dollars later buying a couple of these "Friends" packs and a couple of buckets of 'generic' pieces I'd like to rip someone's yellow, barrel shaped head off, bend their tiny singly articulated legs and place the top of their head into the resulting butt cheek hole!
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 9:42, 14 replies)

So what you're saying is
You're not the Oracle. Even Mystic Meg could have predicted she'd grow into it.
( evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 9:55, closed)

That's why I never throw anything out

Not anything.

Ever.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:01, closed)

^ what moon monkey said
/ac
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:38, closed)

I look forward to seeing your house on Channel 4.
Hopefully before you manage to die in it and lie, undiscovered, for 3 years.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 12:30, closed)

before after

"And from the relative position of the star wars figure and the pelvis it is clear that it occupied this unusual position before death."
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 12:56, closed)

^ What greasy chip fingers said.

(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 1:07, closed)

This won't do at all.
The back story on the tenant was woefully thin, and we know nothing about her sons, and what about all the beer and spliffs you've consumed with them.

2/10
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:03, closed)

He doesn't even piss in anyone's face
(cs1ca, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:34, closed)

Urophillia is Albie's thing.
& yours too it would seem.
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 1:09, closed)

Was going for girth not length.
Soz.
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 1:09, closed)

LaLaLoopsy sounds like some kind of vile sex act

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:22, closed)

that involves shitting on a Teletubby

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:23, closed)

on
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:23, closed)

Pretty sure I've
pushed out a few Boobahs in my time.
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Sat 26 Oct 2013, 1:07, closed)