The b3ta Ultimate

Is to be news-lettered. Winning the QOTW is nice, but the gold is making the newsletter. I've had lots of stories in the past coming in the top three but not making the newsletter at all. That's because a lot of them are just too long to fit in.

And, being fair, I've had stories that didn't make the top 3 getting newslettered anyway. Swings and roundabouts.

But fucking with the results on QOTW seems a bit shifty.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:42, 1 reply)

Fucking hell
That's where I've been going wrong! I didn't realise I came here to achieve something.

I always figured that's what real life was for.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:57, closed)

lolololololol
I think I just did a little wee.



Cheers.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 15:59, closed)

To be fair, you've not achieved anything in real-life either ;)
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:04, closed)

LIES.
I got my cycling proficiency when I was 9!

And my 100m swimming badge.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:05, closed)

Dude, I know we're on QOTW
but that's no excuse for showboating or just outright lies.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:12, closed)

Man, you got me
I was actually 9 and a half

*weeps and begs forgiveness*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:36, closed)

Hah!
I got my 1500m swimming badge.

And I got my 10m swimming badge just days after I learned how to swim.

_{But then again, I didn't learn to swim until I was 10.}
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 20:28, closed)