I saw a guy walking ahead of me, wearing fucking shorts in the middle of winter on a Monday morning.
Fucking shorts!

As I got closer and overtook him, two coppers emerged from a side street, and stopped him for a "chat". I nodded to myself as I walked on by, satisfied that the long arm of the law had caught up with him, and that he would be dealt with appropriately.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 11:24, 8 replies)

They should have stopped YOU
And given you a frisking. You'd have felt like a balls-out winner if that'd happened, and your story would have met the brief even more effectively than it did.
(Chickenwire social lubricator extraordinaire, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 19:24, closed)

70s running shorts? It was more down to the fact that his cock was hanging out

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Mar 2015, 21:38, closed)

Postman?
The postmen in my town compete to see who can keep the shorts on all winter. Nothing more insane than seeing your postman walk up to the door with shorts on while snow and ice is on the ground!
( Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Sat 28 Mar 2015, 14:49, closed)

Letterboxing in the nude

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 28 Mar 2015, 15:50, closed)