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"I know a railwayman of 40-odd years' service," says Juan Quar, "and he tells me a new gruesome yarn each time we meet. Last week's was of checking the time on the wristwatch of a severed arm he'd just collected after a track fatality."

Tell us the horrible stories you tease the new hires with, or that you've been told.
NB By definition, these are probably all made up. Roll with it

(, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:33)
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is it adele? i bet she's backed way the fuck up

(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:39, 2 replies)
I'll bet her logs are like half a Dundee Cake.

(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:11, closed)
I'd probably bum Adele.

(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:40, closed)
you'd have to be careful not to unclog her mid bumming
it could be like breaking a valve on a water main
(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 15:11, closed)
Oh man that would be AWESOME!

(, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 19:37, closed)

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