Jamie Oliver just made a sauce and said 'dollop it over your balls' on telly and I dun a laugh.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:40, 14 replies)

I like it when he says 'wazz' not realising this is slang for 'urinate'!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:43, closed)

I like it when you say:
'Ding dong merrily on high, in heaven PATELS are ringing!'
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:46, closed)

Bang! You're in!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:55, closed)

cunt off, shitlord.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:55, closed)

I liked it when he called the little old lady "Tiger"!
That was pretty lol.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:55, closed)

I liked it when he had a tongue the size of a blue whale's.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 17:57, closed)

A packet of sausages
I saw in a supermarket featuring a photo of Ainsley Harriot holding a 4 tined item of cutlery in his hand. Underneath the photo it said "Prick with a fork".
When I was at school we had a rather large and rather oldish lady ( Well when you are only 12 years old, 50+ is old ) trying to teach us ballroom dancing. She used to stress how important it was that us boys should "Pivot on the balls of your feet, not the heels, the balls remember, NOT the heels!" So imagine the scene, there we all are, 11 and 12 year olds trying to dance the waltz or whatever with shy little girls and this big old lady shouting at us, "Right boys, pivot on your balls!"
(Mackeson_drinker, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 8:15, closed)

forks only have 3 tines. that was clearly a counterfeit left by The Internet.
you prick.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 8:19, closed)

Shouldn't this be an answer to the main question?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 16:28, closed)

Lies on the Internet.
What you saw was a photoshopped picture.
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 19:34, closed)

not even PS'ed.....Paint Shop muthafucking Pro
Old skool.
( KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 19:36, closed)

Fuck yeah!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 19:43, closed)