I tell you what,
this is without doubt the most pathetic display of desperate 'look at me everyone I'm sat next to a terminally unfunny prick off dismal and depressing televisual diarrhoea 'Red Dwarf', aren't I cool?' I have ever witnessed*.

Please explain to the cunt that endlessly saying the word 'smeg' simply isn't remotely amusing. And then shoot yourself.

Thx x

*in fairness it's also the only example, and for that I am hugely grateful, but fucking hell EmVee this is a new low in a career of subterranean lows.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:43, 1 reply)

The present participle of the verb "to sit" is "sitting", not "sat"
You wouldn't say "I'm ran to catch a train", would you?

Actually you probably would, being as tragically stupid as you are.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:45, closed)

Oh no, I've really smegged this up haven't I!
Oh smegging smeg.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:57, closed)

PATELS!

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 11:58, closed)

RIP Albert

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:01, closed)

Also: SP

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:03, closed)

SP

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:03, closed)

Fracking hell.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 13 Dec 2012, 12:02, closed)