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Theophilous Thunderwulf says: What have you done to fuck with people? Was it a long, carefully planned piece of psychological warfare, or do you favour quick, off-the-cuff comments that confuse the terminally gullible? Have you been dicked with, and only realised many years later? Are you being dicked right now? Tell us everything.

(, Thu 12 Jan 2012, 11:25)
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Very simple this one. During my long-past student days I made many trips to my friend Jon's house due to his a) Amiga and b) his access to superior smoking supplies. Every time I went around I would sneak into his kitchen to steel a fork, leaving a knife I had smuggled in from my own cutlery drawer.

I often ate with him and his housemates. Over time the start of every meal was preceded by an increasingly irate search for forks. By the time his fork supply was down to one old battered fork he was simply bemused. "Where do they all go," to he asked, followed by "at least we have lots of knives."

I was able to sympathise with him as I was going through a similar experience, only with knives.
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 18:49, closed)
I like this -
even though I read a bit of the first line as " due to his a) Angina".
Have a click.
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 19:30, closed)
Thanks!
It was far enough in the distant past that he is now suffering from age-related diseases. He does have an Xbox now though so swings and roundabouts...
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 19:49, closed)
Arf.
Gets a *click* from me. :-D
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 19:40, closed)
Excellent delurking.

(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 19:46, closed)
That's what the Twits would do
If they didn't live together.
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 19:48, closed)
This made me laugh
just for the "cutting off your nose to spite your face" aspect.
(, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 22:09, closed)
click
More like this please
(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 9:14, closed)

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