I don't know who this woman is,
but have to admire her for hedging her bets.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 9:44, 1 reply)

PROTIP: she only exists inside his head.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 23:09, closed)

I'm guessing you won't be posting any stories this week
on account of being a dismal, joyless husk with a contraceptive personality.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 8:37, closed)

, said the spergy IT prick from Swindon with a line in digging up people's personal photos

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 23:11, closed)

Is this peculiar obsession of yours hung upon the fact that I once used a picture - taken at a b3ta b4sh, and subsequently hosted on a publicly-accessible image sharing site - to point out that you look/used to look a bit like staredog?

I genuinely have no idea where the Swindon bit comes from. So far as I recall, I've never even been to Swindon. I'm sure you'll have an engrossing explanation, though.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 23:39, closed)

Q. what is the best joke
A. quimception
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 23:44, closed)

Oh, right. If you redefine "lazily nicking and 'shopping an image someone put in their own b3ta profile" as "digging up people's personal photos", I guess I'm guilty as charged.

Hey ho.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 25 Jan 2014, 23:55, closed)

A2. ha-ha

you should totally file a patent for "pabulum" btw, as far as made-up words go it's pretty good
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 0:12, closed)

Have we segued onto "throwaway puns from last year" now? Jolly good. I presume you have some sort of point at the end of this little trip down memory lane.

I don't think I'd be very successful with your proposed patent. Even if you could patent words (you can't) - there's a fair amount of prior art. As you'd know if you owned a dictionary, or could work Google.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 0:25, closed)

you'll achieve nothing by vandalising online dictionaries, mate
A3. a petty moral crusade only the Sun and other pond-life might care about
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 0:48, closed)

If only there was a convenient way to link to all of my previous posts in one fell swoop. It'd save you an awful lot of trouble.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 1:13, closed)