Some friends I used to live with
Had two Japanese Akitas, those things can eat. If you were eating they would sit in front of you, as close as they could get, and dribble. Eventually they always got something, the sadness in their eyes was almost a physical thing, weighing down on you. One day I was eating an Al Pacino burger (Triple cheese burger with kebab meat and mozzarella) and after fighting my way through almost half of it I reached for a drink. The burger slipped. I don't even think it touched the floor. Within an instant the bigger of the two dogs had eaten it. She took maybe two bites and swallowed it. Seconds it took her to eat it and seconds later she was sitting in front of me dribbling with that sad look in her eyes as if *I* had wronged her. Maybe by not giving her my chips as well.
(Thor McLegend FUCK SHITPANTS PAC MAN, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 13:49, 11 replies)

my mate's got an akita/german pointer cross
he's fucking huge! lovely dog and soft as fuck. wouldn't be any good against burglars as the most he could manage would be a nasty lick.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 16:25, closed)

Hahaha
My mates dogs are the same, they'll bark at new people for a few minutes if they don't know them but after that they are their best friend.
(Thor McLegend FUCK SHITPANTS PAC MAN, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:56, closed)

he doesn't even bark

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 14:18, closed)

The story was about burgers, not burglars, you need to get your eyes tested.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 19:55, closed)

i have, they're fucked

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 14:16, closed)

not wishing to go all Cesar Milan on you...
But the reason they are in your face while you are eating is because they always get something.

PS. That's not sadness in their eyes. Its pure evil
(Fridgy, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 19:07, closed)

I understand that they now expect to be given food
But it's pretty hard not to. Yes, evil sounds about right.
(Thor McLegend FUCK SHITPANTS PAC MAN, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 19:22, closed)

Christ. If you're this pussywhipped by a couple of dogs imagine what'll happen if a woman ever considers having a relationship with you.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 19:52, closed)

Oh, Doctor...
By the time I've done a sex at this 'woman' you speak of, she won't need to beg for food as she won't be hungry because of all the penis and fuck-sex, or whatever. You call yourself a Doctor, ha! You know nothing.
(Thor McLegend FUCK SHITPANTS PAC MAN, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 12:17, closed)

Yeah, all dogs do that.
Your mates could have got a couple of mongrels from the pound and spent the money they'd saved on being less gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 2 Feb 2013, 19:43, closed)

A fair point
However, if they decided to breed the dogs they could probably get more than you would with your mongrel/human cross breed.
(Thor McLegend FUCK SHITPANTS PAC MAN, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 12:40, closed)