This is about as believable as that enormous property portfolio you have.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 13 May 2013, 13:37, 2 replies)

I'd certainly waste my evening for a paltry 300 quid if I was Rockerfeller here.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:53, closed)

Back in 2005, £300 was a decent sum.
Post 2007 interest-rate meltdown, you're right, I wouldn't get out of bed for it.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:55, closed)

Sorry, pudding. We're scoffing at you.
Nobody is actually indulging you in a conversation about your incoherent delusions.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:21, closed)

Really?
My life is firmly rooted in reality.

I understand you've dedicated a good 10 years of your life to becoming the self-styled 'top dog' of a random comedy website. Well done you! That kind of dedication is all too rare these days, I applaud your efforts and salute your steadfastness. May it serve you well in life.

Now please, don't let me keep you from your scoffing.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:46, closed)

In your reality you can't even count the number of imaginary properties you have up for sale.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:11, closed)

Scoffing again?
Or wasting your time indulging the rampant delusions of a serial fantasist?
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Mon 13 May 2013, 16:17, closed)

Shambo really doesn't like this pic
especially when I make a piss-weak joke about "scoffing". He keeps deleting it.

Thanks, HP. :-)
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 15 May 2013, 23:33, closed)