Nativity PlaysEvery year the little kids at schools all over get to put on a play. Often it's christmas themed, but the key thing is that everyone gets a part, whether it's Snowflake #12 or Mary or Grendel (yes, really).
Personally I played a 'Rich Husband' who refused to buy matches from some scabby street urchin. Never did see her again...
Who or what did you get to be? And what did you have to wear?
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chthonic, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:45)
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"Do you remember when the nativity QOTW started, father?"asked my boy.
I sat him on my lap and replied:
"Son, I can honestly say I don't. I know I was around your age when it first cropped up, you loveable little scamp," I ruffled the boy's hair. "But over the long years, all that trouble with World War Three, then the alien invasion and conquest of Earth, the rise and fall of the machine men, and all that trouble with the super-intelligent racehorses running amok and controlling Washington for seven long, barley-filled decades... Well, my memories just not what it used to be. But I did check B3ta a few minutes ago and they still have the Nativity question open - I just think its something we're going to have to learn to live with now. Forever... And ever... And ever..."
"What about the dragons, father?" asked my boy. "Tell me about the dragons! You know, when they came and took you away to their cave and made you do unspeakable things to their genitles?"
"Ahh, son," I laughed. "Go and get my belt."
"Of course, father," and off he runs, returning momentarily with my belt.
"Now, drop your pants and bend over - you know we never ever ever EVER talk about the fucking DRAGONS in this house!"
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SpankyHanky, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 0:26,
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seven long barley-filled decadesis genious!
Needs more dragons though.
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yesmore dragons please.
edit: am I hallucinating, or did it used to read 27 months?
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It didI have been in the pub fgor 5 hours and am off my tits.
Its fuking great!
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SpankyHanky, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 0:40,
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Thankyou for the dragonsJust what we needed. Good to hear you had fun in the pub!
edit: There's room for a cheap pun about 'riding' them but I won't stoop to it.
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...YAAAAAYs and yaaaays!!
Dragons!!!
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dragons all roundnow im off to vomitt in zee bog and crawl into bed. horay!!!
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SpankyHanky, Fri 3 Apr 2009, 0:44,
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Your belt...Give it to me.
Now.
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