I live in Wigan...
Hence the name, it is also The celeb magnet of the world.

Anyway, Ive met Jimmy Bullard, twice, played for Wigan but has now fucked off to Fulham. I want to hate him but he was such a sound guy when I said my makes reckon i look like you to him. He also made my night by telling some fat mare to 'FUCK OFF' because she was touching him and just generally trying to get in his pants.

Jason Roberts held a door open for me and Mike Pollitt let me in front of him at the bar, both are of Wigan Athletic fame and both have abnormally large hands, I thought mine were big.

Ive also met Bez from the Happy Mondays, he was DJing at an indie club I go to. I danced with him onstage and went to say something to him in a corridor and he got his bouncer to chuck me out of the corridor. He was off his tits, looked like a tramp and just kept shouting 'Pie Eaters' all night. Idiot.

Gorden Burns of 'North West Tonight' fame handed out trophies at my football league presentation once. He came over to all the tables saying hello and when he came over to ours he cracked the shittest joke my 11 year old ears had ever heard and when i didnt laugh he buggered off.
(PieEater, Fri 26 May 2006, 4:33, Reply)