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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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Evening, nice line of poetry please?
Just heard 'Days of wine and roses', which I liked, apparently a movie and song too.
( , Thu 16 Oct 2014, 19:17, 9 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
Just heard 'Days of wine and roses', which I liked, apparently a movie and song too.
( , Thu 16 Oct 2014, 19:17, 9 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
What really Grinds My Gears
Do you know what really Grinds My Gears? When everything bad is 'trolling', from criminal behavour to disagreeing with someone.
What grinds YOUR gears?
( , Thu 16 Oct 2014, 15:33, 127 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
Do you know what really Grinds My Gears? When everything bad is 'trolling', from criminal behavour to disagreeing with someone.
What grinds YOUR gears?
( , Thu 16 Oct 2014, 15:33, 127 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
FFS Moments
Have a rant here. Mrs Cow has just texted me to say she'd bought sauce for the chicken but not bothered to look if we actually had chicken. We dont have chicken
Our development team have come up trumps again and managed to fuck up two patches in the last week, and tried to blame us lot for it
Alt:
JOY Moments, lunch, whatever, just not fucking Friends
( , Thu 16 Oct 2014, 13:08, 149 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
Have a rant here. Mrs Cow has just texted me to say she'd bought sauce for the chicken but not bothered to look if we actually had chicken. We dont have chicken
Our development team have come up trumps again and managed to fuck up two patches in the last week, and tried to blame us lot for it
Alt:
JOY Moments, lunch, whatever, just not fucking Friends
( , Thu 16 Oct 2014, 13:08, 149 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
I love classic sitcom 'Friends'.
I like hanging out on /OT because it seems to me a lot like 'Friends' with its heartfelt comedy and strong feeling of belonging.
Which 'Friends' character do you most relate to? Who do you see your fellow posters as?
I am definitely 'Phoebe'
( , Thu 16 Oct 2014, 12:44, 22 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
I like hanging out on /OT because it seems to me a lot like 'Friends' with its heartfelt comedy and strong feeling of belonging.
Which 'Friends' character do you most relate to? Who do you see your fellow posters as?
I am definitely 'Phoebe'
( , Thu 16 Oct 2014, 12:44, 22 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
'member Fungus the Bogeylols? 'member?
( , Thu 16 Oct 2014, 11:32, 99 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
( , Thu 16 Oct 2014, 11:32, 99 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
Good morning chaps and chapesses
I'm working from home today - this may well involve some actual work and general fannying about on t'interweb.
Do you ever 'work' from home? Tell us of your procrasturbationary ways, favourite dog-fingering websites etc - liven our days.
Alt: Aldi - just for povvos? (there's even one in Leamington Spa - I'm surprised they let them in TBH)
( , Thu 16 Oct 2014, 9:17, 125 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
I'm working from home today - this may well involve some actual work and general fannying about on t'interweb.
Do you ever 'work' from home? Tell us of your procrasturbationary ways, favourite dog-fingering websites etc - liven our days.
Alt: Aldi - just for povvos? (there's even one in Leamington Spa - I'm surprised they let them in TBH)
( , Thu 16 Oct 2014, 9:17, 125 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
Has anyone watched the Football Factory? Downloading unreleased version now, is it ok, or just Mockney shit?
( , Wed 15 Oct 2014, 19:52, 108 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
( , Wed 15 Oct 2014, 19:52, 108 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
Was it dozer who's the chicken fucker?
I can never keep up with all the memes. i.imgur.com/sN7kQEo.gif
( , Wed 15 Oct 2014, 18:33, 11 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
I can never keep up with all the memes. i.imgur.com/sN7kQEo.gif
( , Wed 15 Oct 2014, 18:33, 11 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
Beefy has ebola, let's all say what we really feel about him so he can die happy.
Do you get ill? I'm lucky to either just get a sore throat and maybe the sniffles mist of the time. But then once every now and again, maybe once every 2 years, I get all of the ill at once. Like stuck in the bathroom crying ill.
Alt: beards. Yes or no?
Altalt: upset?
( , Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:01, 249 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
Do you get ill? I'm lucky to either just get a sore throat and maybe the sniffles mist of the time. But then once every now and again, maybe once every 2 years, I get all of the ill at once. Like stuck in the bathroom crying ill.
Alt: beards. Yes or no?
Altalt: upset?
( , Wed 15 Oct 2014, 13:01, 249 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
where the hell is everyone?
there are new muffins in our restaurant today. triple chocolate chip, toffee and pecan, white chocolate and raspberry.... and the gimp in front of me chose "mixed grains and raisin". what a twat. which would YOU have picked?
alt: what was the last thing that made you cringe?
altalt: what was the last thing that genuinely scared you?
( , Wed 15 Oct 2014, 10:18, 170 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
there are new muffins in our restaurant today. triple chocolate chip, toffee and pecan, white chocolate and raspberry.... and the gimp in front of me chose "mixed grains and raisin". what a twat. which would YOU have picked?
alt: what was the last thing that made you cringe?
altalt: what was the last thing that genuinely scared you?
( , Wed 15 Oct 2014, 10:18, 170 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
I've been at this job 2 (full) years today.
But that was ages ago.
Get over it!!
Should we even be celebrating 2 years at a job?
What were you doing two years ago?
What would you like to have achieved in two years time?
( , Wed 15 Oct 2014, 8:49, 33 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
But that was ages ago.
Get over it!!
Should we even be celebrating 2 years at a job?
What were you doing two years ago?
What would you like to have achieved in two years time?
( , Wed 15 Oct 2014, 8:49, 33 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
Today is Kaols candle day
Please spare a moment for our fallen brother.
( , Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:23, 132 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
Please spare a moment for our fallen brother.
( , Tue 14 Oct 2014, 15:23, 132 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
For some reason I've been as chilled as a Hindu cow since I woke up on Saturday
It's most likely a brain tumour, mind you. When did you last feel totally different or have a different mindset?
Alt:
Best/Worst thing you've made to eat? My chilli was rather lovely, as was Sunday's roast beef.
AltAlt:
Win of the week/Fail of the week
( , Tue 14 Oct 2014, 12:59, 237 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
It's most likely a brain tumour, mind you. When did you last feel totally different or have a different mindset?
Alt:
Best/Worst thing you've made to eat? My chilli was rather lovely, as was Sunday's roast beef.
AltAlt:
Win of the week/Fail of the week
( , Tue 14 Oct 2014, 12:59, 237 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
Hi Guys
Just a quick reminder about
*****APPLE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!*****
Come to the Ecology Centre in Gillespie Park
There will be:
• Children's activities such as apple bobbing and storytelling
• Live acoustic music
• Apple juicer
• Cider and food for sale
BRING YOUR OWN APPLES FOR JUICING
SUNDAY 19 OCTOBER 12-4PM - ALL AGES WELCOME!!!
What else is shit and pointless? First one to say beeta wins an apple.
( , Tue 14 Oct 2014, 11:19, 143 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
Just a quick reminder about
*****APPLE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!*****
Come to the Ecology Centre in Gillespie Park
There will be:
• Children's activities such as apple bobbing and storytelling
• Live acoustic music
• Apple juicer
• Cider and food for sale
BRING YOUR OWN APPLES FOR JUICING
SUNDAY 19 OCTOBER 12-4PM - ALL AGES WELCOME!!!
What else is shit and pointless? First one to say beeta wins an apple.
( , Tue 14 Oct 2014, 11:19, 143 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
Hello children
Which would you give up if you had to, meat or alcohol?
Alt: so the allegedly teenage and pregnant ISIS brides apparently want to go home to Austria. Should they let them (assuming they can leave anyway)? It's humane and it might help deter others. Or should they fuck them, they shouldn't have gone in the first place?
Altalt: Rolf Harris has had to be moved after being abused by fellow prisoners. How would you abuse a yew tree?
( , Tue 14 Oct 2014, 8:59, 178 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
Which would you give up if you had to, meat or alcohol?
Alt: so the allegedly teenage and pregnant ISIS brides apparently want to go home to Austria. Should they let them (assuming they can leave anyway)? It's humane and it might help deter others. Or should they fuck them, they shouldn't have gone in the first place?
Altalt: Rolf Harris has had to be moved after being abused by fellow prisoners. How would you abuse a yew tree?
( , Tue 14 Oct 2014, 8:59, 178 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
total prick thread.
For the total pricks of Off Topic.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 21:47, 30 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
For the total pricks of Off Topic.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 21:47, 30 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
hi gang!
Last week I was on LinkedIn and on my main feed there was an article titled 'why I stopped working for Jews'.
"Hold up!" One thought to oneself; "that's a bit anti semitic!"
So I read it again. The article was titled 'why I stopped working for jerks', and I knew then that I spend too much time on b3ta.
What amusing anecdote can you tell which demonstrates why you should DYAAKY for the good of society?
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 21:39, 2 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
Last week I was on LinkedIn and on my main feed there was an article titled 'why I stopped working for Jews'.
"Hold up!" One thought to oneself; "that's a bit anti semitic!"
So I read it again. The article was titled 'why I stopped working for jerks', and I knew then that I spend too much time on b3ta.
What amusing anecdote can you tell which demonstrates why you should DYAAKY for the good of society?
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 21:39, 2 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
I'm going out in a bit, so I'll leave this evening thread here for you to post some amusing stuff for me to read pissed in a taxi later
Try to include a battdown or a flounce, yeah?
Alt: Any of you nasty right-wingers want to have a go at the midwives for striking?
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:22, 110 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
Try to include a battdown or a flounce, yeah?
Alt: Any of you nasty right-wingers want to have a go at the midwives for striking?
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:22, 110 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
Last thing you saw at the Theatre
alt. last thing you COOKED
altalt. last band you saw live and how were they?
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:27, 300 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
alt. last thing you COOKED
altalt. last band you saw live and how were they?
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:27, 300 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
Dear swipey and meatsnake
While you're in NY can you pick me up one of these?
I'll pay you back.
Alt: Lunch, I guess. Turkey salad sandwich, crisps and a twix pour moi.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:22, 70 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
While you're in NY can you pick me up one of these?
I'll pay you back.
Alt: Lunch, I guess. Turkey salad sandwich, crisps and a twix pour moi.
( , Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:22, 70 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
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