Do you mean pants, or do you mean trousers?
I know American-English is all the rage these days, but I still prefer the real language.
My plans involve sitting at a desk occasionally doing some work, more often typing pointless comments on the internet.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 8:32, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

oh god
please fuck off with your pointless argument when I clearly mean your fucking undergarments you twat
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 8:36, Reply)

I merely wanted clarification as I often miss the point.
And I did tell you my plans involved pointless comment.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 8:40, Reply)

considering about 90% of this website tends to use YOUR english it's quite sad if you miss the point
on another note, I'm making tacos
at 3:42 in the morning
what what mother fuckers
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 8:42, Reply)

That is STR8 GANG$TA, K.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 8:44, Reply)

Is this the 10% that does not use MY English?
I'm not "down with" Monty's "street talk"
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 8:50, Reply)

What kind of Tacos?
Also do you pronounce them Tar-Coes, Tay-coes or Ta-coes?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 8:50, Reply)

My father insists on pronouncing 'nachos' as if it were a Greek island.
He does it to annoy my brother and me. It works brilliantly.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 8:53, Reply)

I like to pronounce fajitas
as Fa-Gi-Tas (a bit like vagina)
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 8:56, Reply)

my mum pronounces them as FAH-HEE-TEES
loudly like that
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:34, Reply)

Don't get your knickers in a twist

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 8:41, Reply)

Americans are, as is frequently the case, closer to older English.
'Pants' is a contraction of 'pantaloons' - what you call 'pants' here are of course underpants. Or 'pants.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 8:37, Reply)

In short, say sorry to the gorgeous Kristine here
or I shall have you soundly thrashed.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 8:39, Reply)

I'm aware of the etymology of the word, from your French forefathers...
and I did not mean any offence to Kristo, I'm just aware of the language barrier between us.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 8:44, Reply)

oh lord Kristo....I haven't been called that since I was about 19
Kristine fact #22 My license plate used to say Krysto because my mates used to call me that loooooong ago
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 8:46, Reply)

I saw license plates from Virginia and thought of you
we also saw ones from North and South Carolina.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 8:56, Reply)

boom boom shake shake the room
what I'm trying to say here is that monty is teh sex
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 8:45, Reply)

You know it, I know it,
FLY LAYTEEZ across the globe know it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 8:48, Reply)

You want to give them fly layteez a wide berth then or Gonz will be all over Lusty.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 8:51, Reply)

Lusty is well aware of my status as International Casanova.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 8:56, Reply)

And I can hear her laughing all the way up here.

( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 8:58, Reply)

whatever beej
i'd totally stroke monty's beard
if he were old enough to grow one
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:09, Reply)

YEAH BGB.
IN YOUR FACE.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 9:19, Reply)