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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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'My Anus', by Montgomery Peregrine St John Boyce.My soul
Is like a black hole
Black like coal
Not the footballer, you understand - just my little joke, aha
But my anus is purple and distended
Like those monkeys you see
on David Attenborough
It's also covered with polyps
And there's a nasty skid on one of my buttocks.
THE END
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 8:43,
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