Without wishing to wind you up, that sucks massive donkey balls
Hopefully Lusty can fill in with Christmas cheer instead
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:50, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Without wishing to be even more of a moaning old cunt
her job means I'll barely see her over Xmas either.

Bah fucking humbug.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:53, Reply)

Booze is the answer.
Plus taking the piss out of Parkinsons.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:56, Reply)

This is correct.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:00, Reply)

Well, look at it positively
I'm sure you can put the time you'll be spending alone to good use by planning what nice things you can do with them when you see them both again. I'm fairly sure the Christmas you'll plan will kick seven bells out of whatever godawful plebeian nonsense her mother has planned.

/treehuggingnonsense.
(berk, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:04, Reply)

I am desperate to get her to the Peter Pan park in Kensington
which has a top-notch pirate ship* there according to my pal. It's the only thing I've been able to think of that her mother has not already done with her so I'm rather excited about this.

*She is very into pirates for some reason
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:10, Reply)

Do you mean diabetics?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:02, Reply)

He does not.
It’s a reference to a hilarious night out we once had, which resulting in young Jim here having an excruciating ‘excuse me, that’s not funny ACTUALLY because I have Parkinson’s ACTUALLY’ moment – which he expertly defused by starting a Jew-off with one of her mates.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:04, Reply)

should given her a martini to blend...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:08, Reply)

I THREW IN MY WASHING!!!!
SHE CHOKED ON A SOCK!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:10, Reply)

Hang on, those are epilepsy jokes aren't they?
He should have said 'you look really foxy. As in Michael J. LOL!!!!!!'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:17, Reply)