Follow my five-step plan
1. Send me all your money.

2. I will then send you the other four steps.
( MatJ LOOK, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 9:27, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Does it have a chapter on not being "a blithering asshole"?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 9:27, Reply)

Not specifically
But it does have a chapter on how to do 40mph on a child's bike with your friend hanging on the back.
( MatJ LOOK, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 9:30, Reply)

Fuck yeah!
Send me your sort code and account number.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 9:31, Reply)

Actually
I found this article a while ago when I was looking into doing the Dunwich Dynamo later this year. Partway down, the guy claims to have done 38mph on a Boris bike down Ballingdon hill in Sudbury. It's very close to where I live and I keep meaning to see if my racer will do 40 down there. It is a bloody massive bit of landscape by Suffolk standards.

Edit: I don't trust banks. Please leave the money in an old sock under the bridge nearest Asda on the union canal, Edinburgh.
( MatJ LOOK, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 9:38, Reply)

If you die, can I have all your nice things?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 9:39, Reply)

As long as
You also take the crippling student debt that comes with them.
( MatJ LOOK, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 9:41, Reply)

Surely that dies with you?
Doesn't it? That would be brilliant if they sent the bailiffs around to grieving parents.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:01, Reply)

Good afternoon madam, so sorry for your loss.
Will you be needing that bike and that pile of power kiting stuff? I'll just pop them in the van.
( MatJ LOOK, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:17, Reply)

... you don't mind if we damage the corpse plying these sneakers off its feet, do you?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:24, Reply)