suffering sickening guilt over the amount i spent at westfield last night
but at least i now have new boots (5th pair this year, but this pair was in the sale so it doesn't count), new jeans, lots of new underwear, new perfume and make-up, new swarovski bling and a few other bits. and i am trying to help the recession, eh.

tomorrow i am stuck in ALL DAY waiting for british gas, a locksmith and a dishwasher repair dude. one of them had better be hot. then party in the evening.

then cooking chilli and going to white hart lane for the utd-spurs match with the ex on sun. apparently it is going to rain. please let this be bollocks. PLEASE?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 9:49, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Don't worry, football is indedd "bollocks"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 9:56, Reply)

but... but......
i wanted to wear my new suede boots and to have my hair done*. the rain would kill both these things.

* nothing to do with the ex, just coincidence
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 9:57, Reply)

Yeah right
Which hair?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:06, Reply)

the only one that i would want to be conditioned and blowdried, let's put it that way

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:10, Reply)

I really cannot apologise enough for this
but now I have a mental image of Alex Ferguson using his "hairdryer" on your fanny hair
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:16, Reply)

he's a mate of my dad's ffs
what's the MATTER with you?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:17, Reply)

Yeah, that's the issue here
Sorry but Ferguson screaming at your fanny for underperforming is still amusing me. Talk amongst yourselves.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:24, Reply)

just make sure he doesn't throw a teacup at it, eh?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:31, Reply)

Can Swipey's fanny flounce off to Madrid?
I mean obviously it can, if someone makes the body which serves it a sufficient offer, but can it go on its own if the money opportunity for personal progression is right?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:35, Reply)

The "ex"
Fuck me swipe, you really can't leave go, can you?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 9:59, Reply)

he thinks we're best friends, it's hard!!!!
i am going to have to terminate it. but maybe not for another month.

because he is sort of moving all his stuff in for a month (but not himself!) whilst he moves flats/is on holiday.

but after that, after THAT, i will tell him we can't be friends.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:02, Reply)

I dunno.
Bit of footie and a shag sounds OK to me.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:03, Reply)

you forgot having lunch cooked for you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:03, Reply)

Eggsacklee.
You go, girl!



It'll end in tears.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:05, Reply)

it will end in a LOT of tears
all of them mine. but the end is now in sight, sadly.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:09, Reply)

You know what, Swipey, I just come up with an idea.
I'm going to make a Weight Watchers style points system for spending money. Everyone has 30 points, which equates to a % of their daily wage. People with lots of debt have less points than people with spare money.

Some things are worth less points, like giving to charity. Some things are 'free' points such as buying medicene. Some things are worth a whole week's worth of points such as a new gadget or pretty shoes.

Actually, I was joking when I started typing this, but I think it's a fucking good idea.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:04, Reply)

but
what's the overall point, gonzolicious?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:08, Reply)

communism

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:09, Reply)

You've missed the point of Gonz here

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:11, Reply)

For people, and I'm thinking of me here, who frivilously spend money.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:11, Reply)

... and who want to stop.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:12, Reply)

The flaw in your complicated points system
Is that research suggests that a lot of people's money problem stem from lack of numeracy skills: www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-17224600
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:14, Reply)

Heh, can't really help that, I'll create an app or something.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:21, Reply)

it comes from people being unrealistic and not thinking about what they are spending

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:23, Reply)

and being thick.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:45, Reply)

You could call the "points" pounds
then when you use them all up they're gone and you can't "spend" anymore "points"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:13, Reply)

hahahahaha!
Excellent!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:15, Reply)

Nah' man, people digg gimmicky systems.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:22, Reply)