I don't really do dates
There was the one where it turned out the person thought it was a date and I didn't, then it turned out that he was poly and thought I'd be cool with that. It was a case of a polite no, take my handbag and go.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:56, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

He was poly?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:56, Reply)

He wanted a cracker.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:57, Reply)

Are you saying Amberl isn't a cracker here?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:58, Reply)

Sad times :(

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:23, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:59, Reply)

Yeah he already had a girlfriend
and was looking for more. Not my scene
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:57, Reply)

Ahh, OK
Never heard of it being called that before. I would call it "cunt"
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:57, Reply)

Polyamorous
Like being in an open relationship, except you're effectively allowed as many regular girl/boyfriends on the go as you like
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:05, Reply)

I thought she was was just calling him fat

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:06, Reply)

The few poly types I know are highly attractive
It's the sexual equivalent of walking into Harrods after winning the lottery
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:16, Reply)

*something something tunnel something*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:16, Reply)

Alright Dickie

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:18, Reply)

I disagree with this
the few poly people I know are generally unattractive, and the men are downright sleazy
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:21, Reply)

Shame
I must introduce you to my friend Ruth
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:26, Reply)

I'm sure she's very nice

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:31, Reply)

You missed out on the opportunity to dissect his life in excruciating detail, whilst getting pissed at his expense
If I was a chick I'd be all over that
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:06, Reply)

depends how tedious his life is
for some cunts, there's not enough vodka in russia
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:11, Reply)

It's gotta be better than Eastenders

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:13, Reply)

you'd be surprised
at least "eastenders" has an off button
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:15, Reply)

Oh I was pretty pissed by the time I found out
so it was the end of the night really.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:22, Reply)