Midnight Chase has fucked me over for £1600.
I hope it gets put down.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 15:59, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What were the odds?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:01, Reply)

Of being fucked over by a betting house?
Better than average
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:04, Reply)

It's almost like they invariably make massive profits
at the expense of mug punters or something.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:08, Reply)

Did you say you've been to Morroco?
If so would you recommend it.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:11, Reply)

I haven't been
and I wouldn't recommend it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:12, Reply)

Your help is always appreciated.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:13, Reply)

Have you really got a girlfriend?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:14, Reply)

I've not changed my facebook status,
but it's getting there.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:17, Reply)

I for one am v pleased for you. Like you give a fuck about that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:18, Reply)

PRINTING THESE POSTS OUT!

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:19, Reply)

Hey Monty, yeah Monty, over here! Monty!
Where did you go on holiday? Did you have a good time? Can you please tell your girlfriend that I was unable to find chicken salt while "down under" and convey my apologies.

Do you want to arrange a hot meat evening with CHCB sometime in April?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:20, Reply)

Hello Alzorz.
Iceland. It was fucking great, thank you. I will pass on your apolz, and of course am always ready for HOT MEAT STUFFED IN MY FACE in a non gay way, like.

How are you and your delightful missus?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:23, Reply)

We are quite wonderfuly thank you
Had a great trip to Oz and only got slightly sunburnt. I will liaise with the our favourite flame haired potato wog and come back to you with a date.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:30, Reply)

Splendid.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:32, Reply)

I'm genuinely happy for you.
I know other people on this site (not mentioning any massive homosexualists with silly hair) think you're a cunt, but I am glad you've met someone.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:18, Reply)

I resent this enormously
My hair is no longer silly
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:22, Reply)

Without doubt.
It's fantastic. I went to Essaouira, which was wonderful. Not sure I could cope with Marrakech though, bit too 'you must buy my souvenirs, effendi' for my liking.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:13, Reply)

I was looking at marrakech or Barcelona for a week at the end of april.
Hmmmm, I'll have a think.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:19, Reply)

I think it's very 'hard sell' but if you've no problem being rude I'm sure it's great.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:20, Reply)

I've not had much trouble in the past.
Plus I tend to go for the "scruffy backpacker" look while on holiday, so I don't get it so bad.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:21, Reply)

I had a great time in both cities but a week is too long in Marrakech
Genuinely, within 2 days you'll be looking outside the city for stuff to do and it's all a bit of a trek, it'll cost a bomb. Barcelona is an absolutely amazing city
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:23, Reply)

Your advice fails to take into account potential hashish-based catatonia
during which several years might happily go by.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:32, Reply)

I wonder if her accent would be even more annoying after hashish...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:34, Reply)

I used to really like her.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:39, Reply)

I've been
I'd recommend it as long as your tolerance for streets that stink of piss, and being treated like a giant walking dollar sign by virtue of being caucasian, are reasonably high
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:14, Reply)

You like being treated like a giant walking anus.
Because you are a gay person.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:15, Reply)

HE REALLY IS!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:16, Reply)

Hang on, there's a business model here
Someone get Duncan Bannatyne on the phone
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:15, Reply)

Nah, he went down the other route
and charges people a fortune to use running machines.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:16, Reply)

Only Dragon whose name I can remember
I'm somewhat perplexed by the notion of paying to go to the gym unless you're an epic narcissist or racked with self-loathing. Which makes it doubly surprising that Monty's not a gym-goer
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:17, Reply)

I'm really pissed off with myself for signing up again in january. Such a fucking waste of money.
Next time I really will remember why it is that I hate the gym and all the brain dead cunts that work there.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:19, Reply)

I'm genuinely asking;
what makes it worthwhile? Obviously not the running machines - what do you use that you couldn't at home?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:22, Reply)

Weight machines and pool?
I still think the local swimming pools are much better value for nearly everyone though, usually £3-4 a time.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:23, Reply)

Agreed in principle, although I don't like swimming due to contact lens/blindness issues
I've got free weights at home which work out cheaper as a one-off payment but obviously don't give you the range of workout options that the machines do
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:25, Reply)

It's a lot closer than my nearest decent pool, which I'd have to drive to.
But it's just so fucking rank, it's filthy and the staff are such retards.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:31, Reply)

Free weights are all you need for any workout options.
In fact, you don't really need weights, if you have a chin up bar then you can do most every sort of strength exercise using your own body weight.

Unless you're Bobby in which case your body weight is too great to use.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:34, Reply)

The main advantage that I can see of doing free weights, or indeed the treadmill, at home
is that you can choose what's on the telly
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:36, Reply)

Have you heard the new Lamb of God album?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:37, Reply)

I have not
Recommended?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:39, Reply)

Most definitely.
It's fucking brilliant.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:41, Reply)

Right, thank you very much
I shall look it up this evening. Off now - you'll never guess what I'm going to do
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:42, Reply)

Lord's Prayer wank?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:44, Reply)

i go (i) because i pay so much for it that it would piss me off if i didn't, so it makes me go
(ii) i like to use the spa bit on sundays
(iii) i have my own weights, mat, medicine ball, swissball and a boxing tube in my flat - but the resistance machines at the gym are still so much better
(iv) classes - zumba etc

i'm not sure if this makes me an epic narcissist or racked with self-loathing. both?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:27, Reply)

what is a swiss ball?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:28, Reply)

you know, those giant inflatable balls that you do squats and other exercises with
only mine came without a stopper, which i only discovered after i spent some time blowing it up. fucking adidas.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:30, Reply)

so a swizzball, then?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:31, Reply)

haha

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:35, Reply)

Swipe takes trophies from her lovers
She also has a Norwegian scrotum and a Scotch cock (don't tell Dozer he'll ban me)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:31, Reply)

She also has Asian shit in her cunt
/too far
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:32, Reply)

actually i've only ever shagged english blokes, now i come to think of it.
the ex is indian, but he was born here, so that doesn't count.

i need to go travelling more, that's pretty fucking dull.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:33, Reply)

As far as reasons to travel go
"Wants exotic cock" is still better than "gap year to find yourself"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:35, Reply)

they have to be good, though
"good exotic cock"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:40, Reply)

We assume the former anyway
I've not been to Zumba because I'm pretty sure my inner dance snob would loathe it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:29, Reply)

What is a boxing tube?
Also resistance machines aren't better than free weights, free weights are better in every single way than any machine.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:32, Reply)

I prefer anything that is free.
:(
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:34, Reply)

you know, one of those man-height things that you punch and kick
if you're working out by yourself and you're relatively new to it, i think the machines are safer. sure if you stick to it, you can graduate to free weights. but you can do so much harm, or make it so pointless, by getting the movements wrong with free weights that i prefer the machines at the moment.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:34, Reply)

Just start with a light weight, then you can't do any harm.
You have to use every single machine to get a proper balance of muscle strength, but if you use free weights then the fact that it doesn't run in a smooth channel makes lots of other muscles work at the same time to stabilise yourself.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:36, Reply)

Grammar question:
Is it Thursdays meeting, or Thursday's meeting?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:38, Reply)

The latter
I think
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:39, Reply)

apostrophe
Thursday's meeting

or, when in doubt, cheat: "the meeting on Thursday"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:40, Reply)

hmmm, ok...... i definitely do agree that overall free weights are better, so would be keen to test this
i have 1kg, 3kg, 5kgs at home and then an 8kg medicine ball (which kills me for sit-ups). guess i could start with the middle ones. the ex put together a really detailed programme for me, maybe i will blow the dust off that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:39, Reply)

Just do them slowly.
The slower the better.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:40, Reply)

thank you
i will try this over the weekend
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:43, Reply)

Are you two feeling OK?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:44, Reply)

My back is a bit sore.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:49, Reply)

Only problem I have with my free weights is there's only 41kg total including bar weights
And I've been benching that for about a year. I know higher reps are good for developing leaner muscles and all that but eventually I'll have to shell out for more
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:41, Reply)

the ex benches 110kg
how mental is that, he's only 5'7.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:44, Reply)

Fucking lazy cunt Kauto Star for me
coupled with Mrs Cow scraping her car....again
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:06, Reply)

Serves her right for cheating and not riding a horse like everyone else in the race.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:08, Reply)

hahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:08, Reply)

It was winning until the cunting thing had a shit jump with four fences to go.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:09, Reply)

Kroney put it off, didn't he?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:09, Reply)

the cunting thing had a shit jump with four fences to go Sportscow's missus reversed into it
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:15, Reply)

double lols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:17, Reply)

It wont be the first time she's backed onto a stallion
*sobs, it will
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:17, Reply)

When Lusty sleeps with Gonz it will...

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:18, Reply)

...be as disappointing as a night on the piss with Scarpe.

We know. FFS.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:19, Reply)

Well, you said it.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:21, Reply)

Very good.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:25, Reply)

This could go on until one of us has to give up and go home, so I am going to leave it as it stands now.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:28, Reply)

Is this where we shake hands in a manly way?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:30, Reply)

shake hands touch our penises together
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:40, Reply)

Sorry, I was busy telling Apeloverage he's an arrogant twat.
But sure, hands, penises, whatever really, I don't mind.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:47, Reply)

Link?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:49, Reply)

I know it won't, but I didn't think you knew about that.
I'm sorry you had to find out, and hope you can forgive me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:19, Reply)

too slow, old man.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 16:19, Reply)