My brother was drunkled and druggled from waking til passing out
every single day for about ten years. He's still not free of the grip of booze, the poor cunt.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:00, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

How the fuck could you afford it?
Not you, obviously
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:03, Reply)

A friend of mine's dance partner comes from an absolutely loaded family
And several of them are properly fucked up. Takes a strong personality to resist such things when they're so easily available.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:11, Reply)

Serious question
Is this shared proclivity for over-indulgence your fault/influence, or his? Or is it God's righteous vengeance on your mother for being unholy an' gay an' that?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:04, Reply)

He is older than me.
Actually it was simply the counter-culture of Winchester in the 80s. Literally everyone was at it. There's fuck all else to do round there if you're a teenager and every summer the convoy came through en route to Stonehenge, and there were travellers' sites all around the town. It's just a hardcore little town.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:21, Reply)

Didn't consider geography
I prefer my theory about The Lord smiting your mother's womb with alcoholism
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:24, Reply)