alright nonceburgers?
Last night I found out that Co-Op's own brand highland single malt is actually a repackaged Dalmore 12. It's about a tenner cheaper as well.

What rebranded bargains have you discovered lately?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 8:10, 44 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

It's an open "your mum" goal

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 8:17, Reply)

that stings, 'swipe, that cuts me to the quick.
I thought we were friends.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 8:22, Reply)

I wish your mum would open her goal.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 8:24, Reply)

Bit late for that dude
Unless you have a time machine or a ouija board?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 8:28, Reply)

me too :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 8:29, Reply)

Same here

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 8:33, Reply)

God, quentin is missing a total field day here

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 8:45, Reply)

I'm this close to ditching you.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 8:47, Reply)

welcome to the YDM club.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 8:56, Reply)

I guess I could selotape a fleshlite to an QWERTY Ouija board stone thing and get her to go UMUMUMUMUMUM.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 8:47, Reply)

haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 8:52, Reply)

You know what? I reckon a website/database of this sort of information would make a fortune

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 8:18, Reply)

Tesco own brand lager is really chimpanzee urine obtained in tankers from 'Monkey World'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 8:29, Reply)

alright quendface?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 8:30, Reply)

Yup.
Eight hours' kip last night. Bringing my total since Wednesday to 8.5h. It's Friday, it's sunny and I'm meeting your mum at a 'dogging hotspot' later. All is well.

You?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 8:32, Reply)

alright yeah.
I picked up more mo wax last week. And you have that 5 or so hours of tunes to get through.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 8:40, Reply)

This weekend is looking good.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 8:42, Reply)

I just rethought that.
3 Essential Mixes is six hours.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 8:43, Reply)

Your face is actually a repackaged elephant scrotum.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 8:30, Reply)

Your genitals are actually a repackaged pair of 'Sun Maid' raisins and an acorn from a local park.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 8:31, Reply)

Only smaller

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 8:58, Reply)

None at all
I have discovered that chocolate chilli vodka is extremely drinkable though, and I have a terrific headache due to it.

Ow.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 8:34, Reply)

Your life is actually a repackaged copy of 'The Jimmy Somerville Story'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 8:36, Reply)

omervil +avi
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 8:51, Reply)

celebrity necro?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 8:52, Reply)

Is there any other kind?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 8:54, Reply)

I have discovered that Asda smart price shredded wheat is exactly the same as any high quality door mat.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 8:53, Reply)

Asda Weetabix is the same as normal Weetabix

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 8:59, Reply)

I think most brands of breakfast wheat biscuits are all made by Weetabix in the same factory
There may be some slight variations in recipes.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 9:01, Reply)

I have Oatibix which are not at all like weetabix

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 9:04, Reply)

I like waterproof trousers.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 9:24, Reply)

Turns out this thread is actually a repackaged 'Mix Tapes' QOTW

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 8:54, Reply)

Isn't offtopic just QOTWers from about five years ago repackaged ?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 8:59, Reply)

"Who put the ball in the Man U net?
Eastwood, Eastwood. Who put the ball in the Man U net? Freddy Eastwood did. Oh Freddy, Freddy, Freddy, Freddy, Freddy, Freddy Eastwood."

Not drinking again, just celebrating the long overdue return of the best player we've had in the last 10 years. Welcome back, Freddy.

What wonderful news to start the day.

OK, as you were, sorry for the interuption.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 8:55, Reply)

Not as sorry as we are.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 8:56, Reply)

Ah, Monty, Monters, Montonio, Montimer
Montgomery, Mont Everest, Dion & The BelMonts,Ford Monteo, Night on Which Montain, Montifract Cake, The Mont WitH The Hole, The Count Of Monty Christo,...

Even your grumpy football hating self can't put a dampener on this fine, fine day for me now.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 9:07, Reply)

I'm afraid you have cancer.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 9:10, Reply)

Cancer of the I don't give a fuck.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 9:17, Reply)

'Come On Superman, You Can Do It!!'

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 8:57, Reply)

Hahahahahahah!
Fuck, I haven't changed since I was 7, have I?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 9:01, Reply)

You must stink.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 9:13, Reply)

+been

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 9:19, Reply)

Not actually a rebrand, but...
I have discovered that another independent off licence at the end of the street that my usual one is on has many of the same beers at a slightly lower price and many others that I have never tried.
I also have found that if I go for a pint beforehand, it emboldens me sufficiently to ask for a discount.
So your supermarkets can fuck off - yay for independent retailers!
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 8:56, Reply)

One small victory for you,
one giant leap forward for 'dull internet posts'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 9:11, Reply)