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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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i don't know why you'd admit to being only half a real man on the internet
( , Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:49, Reply)
( , Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:49, Reply)
Oh Quenders, even though I've been shooting blanks for 10 years
I've still fathered more children than you'll manage with your limp little chipolata.
Being a massive bender probably doesn't help you either, mind you.
( , Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:52, Reply)
I've still fathered more children than you'll manage with your limp little chipolata.
Being a massive bender probably doesn't help you either, mind you.
( , Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:52, Reply)
hey what? are you being mean to me to try and make yourself feel like more of a man?
thats terible, but i forgive you sex pest
( , Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:54, Reply)
thats terible, but i forgive you sex pest
( , Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:54, Reply)
i'd rather have a fully functional penis and no kids if its all the same to you
( , Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:15, Reply)
( , Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:15, Reply)
what have you got against gays fister?
is it because you feel like half a man you pick on people over their sexuality?
( , Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:28, Reply)
is it because you feel like half a man you pick on people over their sexuality?
( , Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:28, Reply)
I have no problems with your rampant homosexuality Q
just don't try ramming it down our throats, that's all I ask.
( , Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:31, Reply)
just don't try ramming it down our throats, that's all I ask.
( , Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:31, Reply)
you brought it up and now you're taking about ramming things down throats?
is this what cost you your marriage fister? did becoming half a man make you a homosexual?
I have nothing against it if you do fister, but you're not my type, soz
( , Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:33, Reply)
is this what cost you your marriage fister? did becoming half a man make you a homosexual?
I have nothing against it if you do fister, but you're not my type, soz
( , Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:33, Reply)
Sick burn, Fisters somehow managed to spawn fuck trophys with some fat biffer who he now gets to see every second Saturday and sometimes a Sunday too!
Still they're worth every last penny for the CSA eh.
( , Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:55, Reply)
Still they're worth every last penny for the CSA eh.
( , Tue 27 Mar 2012, 15:55, Reply)
Oh dear Rory, how clueless you are.
I will assume that you have performance issues as well then.
However, their mother is in fact - these days at least - a fat biffer, so well done. Have a biscuit.
( , Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:04, Reply)
I will assume that you have performance issues as well then.
However, their mother is in fact - these days at least - a fat biffer, so well done. Have a biscuit.
( , Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:04, Reply)
She still bears my boot-mark on her generously-proportioned arse.
( , Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:27, Reply)
( , Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:27, Reply)
Having left you and taken the kids and kept the dullard 60's terrace, whereas now you have a rented one bed flat and cry into your cold tin of beans every night
( , Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:37, Reply)
( , Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:37, Reply)
This is really good stuff Rory, but completely wrong.
One can only assume that this is your experience of a failed marriage.
There, there old chap. Chin up.
( , Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:39, Reply)
One can only assume that this is your experience of a failed marriage.
There, there old chap. Chin up.
( , Tue 27 Mar 2012, 16:39, Reply)
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