I'd reform the arms trade
to something similar to OPEC, anything worse than a hunting rifle or pistol should only be sold to states and they'd need to apply for a licence.
High speed internet access should be free and paid for by taxes.
Get every country to cooperate in migration, to make it easier for people to move countries and easier to spot criminals etc.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 15:52, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I really should be Grand Emperor of the World.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 16:04, Reply)

I really think it's just us you know
Let's slag everyone off in a surprising act of unity and then gaz everyone links to it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 16:05, Reply)

Who do you think is the stupidest poster on offtopic?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 16:08, Reply)

Am I allowed Quentin?
Or do you want something that requires thinking about?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 16:10, Reply)

oh man :(
I got a batchelor's degree you know
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 16:11, Reply)

+confirmed

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 16:12, Reply)

well no see i was round the gf/not gf's last night so its still undecided

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 16:13, Reply)

If she has tits and a fanny, she's a girl.
If she does/doesnt have tits but has a willy, he's a boy.

It really is that easy.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 16:21, Reply)

What if they've got both?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 16:21, Reply)

Then he is looking in a mirror.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 16:22, Reply)

my nice new bedroom mirror that i stuck tot eh wall with no more nails even though it said not for use on mirrors?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 16:23, Reply)

Ah well, this shows you to be the twit that you are.
You see, a mirror has a coating on the rear surface, which if you put glue on will eventually peel off. Unless you put the glue on the glass side this would explain why your room looks dark. Perhaps you have a mirror with the silvering on the front, such as used in telescopes. Then you could glue the back.

Hope this helps.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 16:27, Reply)

the mirror has fixings, the glue was just as added security, its safe as fuck

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 16:30, Reply)

well done.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 16:32, Reply)

thanks, i'm proud of my DIY skils

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 16:34, Reply)

I think he's a bit thick,
but he can hold his own in most arguments and he's pretty witty. Some people just fail to grasp any points.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 16:11, Reply)

Plumdozer then
I'm sure he's not thick, but he seems to read what he wants to read
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 16:12, Reply)

Was he the one arguing yesterday?
Yeah that was pretty "special"
(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 16:13, Reply)

this place is shit without monty, nobody rises to bait quite like he does :'(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 16:15, Reply)