I'm up for the job of benevolent dictator
My only controversial policy in adition to the above is to throw the production team behind X-Factor into a room full of starved, angry badgers after a lengthy pay per view televised show trial. Anyone who was still tuning in after the third day of the trial would be denied a TV license and would have their teleboxes confiscated.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 28 Mar 2012, 16:10, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I swear I'm not making this up, I'm sure I read it somewhere, but I might have made it up myself and convinced myself it was real.
That they were going to do a Big Brother where they get some jihadists and film them setting up a suicide-attack. And then knock them out during the final moments, and when they wake up, they'll be an a telivised version of heaven where the virgins are all blokes'n'stuff like that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 17:11, Reply)