To deface the gift thread i have 3 disgusting questions for you
1) If someone had your family hostage and explained they would be harmed unless you took take a large sniff 2mm away from a certain persons arsehole; who would that certain person be?
2) fish hook up the nose, or fish hook in the nipple?
3) Marmite or bovril?
( lucosade is counting down the minutes until, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 13:58, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

1) Probably one of the porn stars that does anal, I'd do it just before they were shooting a scene, so they'd be pretty much.
2) Nipple, I'd say.
3) Marmite, love the stuff!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:00, Reply)

Re: 1
You love the smell of 1000 gallons of stale shitty spunk
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:02, Reply)

+ in the morning
/apocalypsenowlols
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:03, Reply)

Note the word 'before'. not 'after'

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:08, Reply)

As nobody has previously ventured up the poopchute?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:10, Reply)

theres no point reasoning with him
he's so hard up he won't stop talking about boobs and porn stars, poor kid has no idea how creepy he's coming across these days
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:11, Reply)

I'd be astonished if they didn't clean up after each shoot.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:14, Reply)

aye, you'd think they'd at least fire up the spaff-hoover.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:40, Reply)

Come on now, I'm sure Darth does a very good job, at least call him by his name.
Then again, I hear Monty is his backup if needs be. Darth gets paid £50 per anus, Monty is just glad of a warm meal.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:45, Reply)

Ha ha ha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:50, Reply)

you
nose, my nipples are awful sensetive
bovril
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:02, Reply)

I'm going to go with
1) please
2) shut, and
3) up
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:13, Reply)

Oh, so close.
The correct answers were

1) Fuck
2) Off, and
3) Die
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:15, Reply)

We're both wrong here.
I believe the correct answers are really:
1) Delete your account
2) Kill yourself
3) You fucking nonce
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:18, Reply)

My wifes
Nipple
Marmite
( Peej, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:13, Reply)

That's a weird version of Cluedo you're playing...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:15, Reply)

hahaha!
In the kitchen
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:15, Reply)