What a horribly defeatist attitude
Are you suggesting that Western Civilisation wouldn't be better off without Monty's bizarre insistence on sharing his appalling music taste? Without Chompy's hilarious grammar? Without Quentin's... Quentin-ness?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:34, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

cool, thanks man
nice to get a name-check
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:38, Reply)

Darths habit of inserting mens penises into his anus?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:39, Reply)

I prefer giving to taking
I've got so good at it that no-one needs to wake up
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:41, Reply)

I like it when people say "men's penises", as if a girl would have one.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:53, Reply)

man, you've not lived.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:55, Reply)

lived seen The Crying Game
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:56, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:59, Reply)

still upsets me, that.
Because, let's be honest, right up until the point you saw that you'd have crawled on your hands and knees over a mile of broken glass just to wank on her shadow.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 15:08, Reply)

You are a colossal sexual pervert
I can cope with this knowledge, but being a colossal sexual pervert with dubious taste in women is crossing the line.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 15:11, Reply)

It's spelled 'appealing', you fool.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:40, Reply)

Chompy's appealing grammar?
No, that doesn't seem right.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:44, Reply)

She is a lovely old lady

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:46, Reply)

Her tea tastes of rophypnol
and I woke up with a pair of false teeth clamped around my cock
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:47, Reply)

God I'm getting good at disguises.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:48, Reply)

You were those teeth?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:49, Reply)

Blackadder?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:49, Reply)

That's what I was going for, yes

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:51, Reply)

Very good
Take some points
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:57, Reply)

Danke

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:57, Reply)

points hemlock, taking care, of course, to delete your account before it kicks in.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:57, Reply)