It's only fucking Friday!!
Get. The. Fuck. In.

Today is my last day at work for 11 glorious days. If ever I needed a holiday, now is the time. What do you lot have planned for the weekend/Easter?

I am pub lunching in the sub today for sure. Waterline here we come!

Alt:
Best thing about today? Apart from it being a Friday AND payday AND sunny AND my last day at work? Did I mention it was my last day at work?

JOY!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 7:20, 159 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Morning Sporty.
No plans yet for the Easter weekend but chatting to a couple of mates this week, the idea of heading to the south coast was floated.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 7:37, Reply)

In the sub?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 7:37, Reply)

That's right, the sub.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 8:26, Reply)

I don't want to know that he eats lunch balls deep in his masochistic bondage buddy

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 8:30, Reply)

I put it to you that in fact you do.
Not only do you want to know, but it makes you feel funny 'down there' just thinking about it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 8:33, Reply)

No, I think that's the red wine I drank last night
Seriously, radio ad people, how am I supposed to tell that there's blood in my poo? It's always black...
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 8:35, Reply)

Now I have "buggery bondage bud" going through my head
to that "buttery biscuit base" mashup.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 8:33, Reply)

Yeah, the sub
Its a pub next to the river right? RIGHT?

right?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:06, Reply)

Busy weekend ahead.
New forest tonight, to see my GF. Friends round for dinner on Saturday evening. Sunday, we are going to Bristol to pick up one of her friends and then going to Glastonbury for the day. I'm glad its a short week after, because I'll need a nice quiet Easter to relax.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 8:00, Reply)

Sounds like a bit of a 'tor' of duty!!!!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 8:33, Reply)

Doh!

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:00, Reply)

LTI

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:09, Reply)

What a cheery start to the day. Good-oh. Morning, wankers.
I had a surprise extra night with my daughter last night* which was absolutely lovely, despite her having caught yet another cough from the consumptive darkies at her school. I may possibly be back round there for the night this evening (tbc), tomorrow morning we're off (yet a-fucking-gain) to the 'pirate ship park' which is the Diana memorial playground in Hyde Park, which will be great.

After that I am not sure, although Yeti has arranged for a pub in Farringdon to be opened privately for him for his birthday (it's normally opened Mon-Fri only) so I expect I shall go down there for a bit but won't hang about as it will be v unhealthy.

I've had a 40min v fast-paced walk today already. Get me.

*I note from the card on her dresser that my ex's current boyfriend is unable to spell the word 'hoping'. Oh dear.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 8:24, Reply)

is he "hopping mad"?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 8:35, Reply)

He's 'hopeing' they have many more birthdays together.
Best of luck to the poor cunt, I say. He has the handwriting of a nine-year-old flid as well.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 8:39, Reply)

Ah, good
I wondered whether she'd got my card!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 8:44, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 8:46, Reply)

Did you mark his card?
2/10 for spelling.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:03, Reply)

seems to me that she's gone up in the world as long as hes finances are ina good state and he doesn't have a substance abuse problem
he could be a really good provider for their little family, despuite his spelling
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:00, Reply)

Yes, 'despuite' that...
Has your ex wife managed to find anyone who isn't a witless cunt yet?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:02, Reply)

she was seeing someone, but he went back to his wife shortly after
so in answer to your question; i'm a witless cunt witha healthy bank balance and a future that doesn't involve bailliffs
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:05, Reply)

That's right. Well done you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:08, Reply)

cheers, its nice to have my average financial skills and modest income recognised and appreciated

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:10, Reply)

I'm inordinately pleased for you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:12, Reply)

thats probalbly the root of your problem right there
too much celebrating of the mediocre, save you cash for the important stuff
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:16, Reply)

Morning Sporto
I might head out tonight, I'll see if I can really be arsed though, been a long (and expensive) week. Plan for this weekend is relax and do very little. 3 day weekend too, which is nice!

Easter - Seeing family, that's about my only plan.

Alt: The fact that it's my last day before a 3 day weekend.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 8:35, Reply)

I'm going to Drayton Manor
Alt: I'm getting a bacon butty I won in a bet
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 8:36, Reply)

Was the bet 'I bet you I can wipe my arse on a bacon butty every morning for a month
and feed it to you without you noticing'?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 8:41, Reply)

I don't get it

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:01, Reply)

Wanna be a winner
(I don't expect anyone to get this)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:06, Reply)

Brown Sauce lolz


Disappointed you didn't think I'd get this.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:10, Reply)

get this consult google
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:11, Reply)

No fucking way.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:12, Reply)

I thought
You'd have chosen to forget it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:14, Reply)

Would that I could.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:17, Reply)

Next question for father and eldest child only

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 12:00, Reply)

"told you I could drink a gallon of spunk, now get me my sandwich!"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 8:41, Reply)

Almondlolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 8:42, Reply)

This is why that advert for ''Almond Milk' makes me feel ill
Morning, 2pm finish today and I will be off to pick up babba ape from her granny. She called me Dadda the other day for the first time! *prouds*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 8:46, Reply)

It's an amazing feeling isn't it?
It was even more so for me as for a long time I'd no idea if my little girl merely thought I was just one of her mother's friends :(
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 8:49, Reply)

That sucks, I can't imagine psycho ex has many friends anyway!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:08, Reply)

with benefits

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:10, Reply)

with on
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:10, Reply)

Would have been even better if you were actually her father.
*milkmanlols*
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:13, Reply)

Was it "I bet you I'm not a Jew"?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 8:45, Reply)

Again, I say 'hahahaha'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 8:46, Reply)

That's not a bet you'll win these days

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 8:47, Reply)

The joke












Your head
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 8:48, Reply)

I thought I was a generic 'Jews don't eat bacon' joke...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 8:49, Reply)

It was, and in eating bacon, I would prove I'm not Jewish.
Therefore winning the bet.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 8:49, Reply)

All the Jews I've ever dealt with have eaten bacon, prawns etc.
All of them. It's amazing what people choose as their last meal.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 8:53, Reply)

They aren't allowed to eat prawns?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 8:55, Reply)

Fokkin prawns

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 8:56, Reply)

Never turn you back on the prawn.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:00, Reply)

Excellent!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:08, Reply)

Nope.
The cretins have confused stone age food hygiene guidelines with the will of fucking God. Tossers.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 8:57, Reply)

Ah well, their loss!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 8:58, Reply)

No lobster for them, either, Un-fucking-lucky.
As if they needed any more misfortune.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:02, Reply)

I'm yet to try lobster, going to have to at some point

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:05, Reply)

I'd like to be fiddling around with the arse end
and make the front claw open and close like in that Naked Gun film. That was funny
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:08, Reply)

and make the front claw open and close like in that Naked Gun film. That was funny
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:12, Reply)

THATS THE......
fucks sake
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:13, Reply)

I'm not sure I'm really with it this morning
*skulks off for more coffee*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:16, Reply)

It's delicious.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:17, Reply)

It's very good, but I don't think it's worth the price.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 10:47, Reply)

Hahahahaha

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:05, Reply)

Prawns in a Zyklon B sauce, delicious

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:06, Reply)

Get the fuck out
I'm not on holiday for the next eleven days.
I will not be going to the pub at lunchtime.
Payday was last week.
It is not sunny.
I haven't had much sleep and I'm off to a meeting in a minute.

MISERY!
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:05, Reply)

Ha!
You appear to be my evil twin
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:09, Reply)

I do have a beard

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:11, Reply)

And I do not

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:22, Reply)

Me and sportscow, yesterday:

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:26, Reply)

Nicely done.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:27, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:27, Reply)

brilliant

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:28, Reply)

Lovin' the suit, tangles!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:33, Reply)

Magnificent

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:33, Reply)

lol

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 10:31, Reply)

Does she know you prefer bumsex?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:27, Reply)

I told her it slipped.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:27, Reply)

In off the pink...

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:29, Reply)

Easy pink, difficult brown

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:33, Reply)

I was amazed, the daily mail wrote quite a fair article about new uniforms being designed for muslim scouts. Then I read the "best rated" comments.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2122446/The-new-Scout-uniform-Muslim-girls.html
(Bazongaloid, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:06, Reply)

it's broken :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:07, Reply)

i like the one who complained about not seeing boy scouts anymore

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:09, Reply)

I tried to read that
But there was a link to another article about cleavages at the top and I ended up reading* that instead.

*Well, looking at the pictures.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:12, Reply)

I swear, fucking racists/nationalists/whatever can be fucking sick sometimes.
It's not a "Christian Organisation" even though its roots have christian subtext. Their 'holy book' is fucking The Jungle Book above everything. It's a children's organisation over everything else, its about instilling good values into children, such as teamwork.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:51, Reply)

I wonder if I'll ever get something published by the DM's website, I haven't managed it yet.
"It's not about Christianity, it's about instilling good values, such as teamwork and getting along with your fellow person. Their 'holy book' is The Jungle Book. Kid's don't care if you're muslim, christian or jewish, they just care if their fellow brownie/scout can put up a tent properly. I think you lot who are saying how this is an horrific abuse of multiculturalism could do yourselves a favour and go join an organisation like The Scouts and learn that its the individual that counts. I don't see how something that allows a child to be included into such activities can be a bad thing."
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 10:00, Reply)

The phrase 'fellow brownie' is perhaps a little unfortunate here.
Racist cunts.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 10:19, Reply)

Haha

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 10:27, Reply)

Morning happy person.
I shall pub lunch too, coming back to work smelling of peppermints.
Off to Frankfest tomorrow, and got given a Kylie Minogue ticket for this Sunday. Shall I stick it on Gumtree/ebay, or go? Her dance stuff wasn't bad, but the SAW stuff was awful. Apparently, she'll be playing an "alternative" set, and it's a small venue too.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:22, Reply)

Frankfest + Kylie = gayest weekend ever

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:25, Reply)

Hi Darth Pookie

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:35, Reply)

Soooo....
is this what it's ben like all week?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:23, Reply)

+ Hardwick

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:26, Reply)

*puts on 'Yellow' by Coldpplay*

*watches 'The Liver Birds'*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:27, Reply)

Or even Coldplay

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:28, Reply)

I cannot bring myself to type their name.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:28, Reply)

Think I've mentioned before I've met Chris Martin a few times. He's ok. His wife however is a massive deacon.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:30, Reply)

How come he comes across as a talentless prick then?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:31, Reply)

The time I have spent with him has been on something to do with a charity. Nothing to do with his music. Thankfully.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:35, Reply)

I don't imagine that is much better
I expect him to be a right sanctimonious cunt.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:38, Reply)

Nope. Surprisingly modest as well.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:39, Reply)

Well.... well....
I JUST DON'T LIKE HIS MUSIC, OK?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:42, Reply)

yeah! Bastard
clicking his fingers, killing african children
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:43, Reply)

That was Bono. The insufferable bog trotter.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:45, Reply)

He's married to Stephen Dorff at the end of Blade?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:31, Reply)

La Magra?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:32, Reply)

I think this is perhaps your worst ever post.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:33, Reply)

So's your face

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:34, Reply)

Oh Christ, I've only just spotted that Darth is FakeMonty

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:35, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1574821
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:38, Reply)

oh you card, you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:45, Reply)

Excellent pic AA

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:45, Reply)

Danke

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:59, Reply)

I have no idea what this means.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:35, Reply)

Martin should definitely delete his account and kill himself.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:31, Reply)

You replied to the wrong post

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:33, Reply)

+32, FROM NORWICH

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:34, Reply)

You're doing well this morning

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:36, Reply)

see above

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:38, Reply)

I would imagine he's ok, in a bland, unchallenging way.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:34, Reply)

+ for fear of doing that pre-cum thing

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:30, Reply)

I am permanently doing that pre-cum thing.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:41, Reply)

Plasterpants

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:42, Reply)

Also, does this mean you have your real logon back?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:43, Reply)

+ as a consequence of my ongoing impotence caused by my substance dependencies.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:44, Reply)

White powder in
White dribble out
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:44, Reply)

Ha.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:45, Reply)

click

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:27, Reply)

I did a big run this morning which always puts me in a good mood, from the waist up at least.
Today is less sunny than it has been but am looking forward to a pub lunch with my team and what promises to be a booze-filled weekend
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:38, Reply)

Bacon, egg and mushroom sarnie ordered
Pub lunch
Run tonight
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:40, Reply)

Er
Are you me? I've got a bacon & egg sarnie on the way. Friday innit
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:44, Reply)

I am as yet to bum or be bummed today, nor have I wanked off a rugby team pre-breakfast

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:46, Reply)

How DARE you
I wouldn't wank off anything less dignified than a cricket team
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:47, Reply)

I think the England cricket team must have been doing that already

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:49, Reply)

Just had two fried eggs, 2 sausages, fried bread & beans. Marvelous.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:46, Reply)

+ny one

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:46, Reply)

hahahaha!
He's on fucking fire!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:46, Reply)

Ha ha ha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:47, Reply)

Shart the day as you mean to continue

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:49, Reply)

I am in a really good mood this morning.
I've been pretty chipper this week for the first time in a good old while. Hopefully having some beers tonight, if I can sort out transportation. Tomorrow I'm working, but I'm into London in the evening for further drinks. Sunday I'll have to go and give my parents a hand with their garage, but early next week looks to be pretty sociable, too.

It's all coming up Kroney at the minute, kids. I know you'll be pleased about that as we're such a caring, sharing bunch.
( Kroney, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:48, Reply)

it's my mum's birthday today
ask me what present i got her
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:50, Reply)

Go on then
What present did you get her?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:50, Reply)

NOTHING, I AM A TERRIBLE SON

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:51, Reply)

AIDS

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:51, Reply)

A James Blunt CD, she likes him.
Or maybe some mediocre flowers?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 10:16, Reply)

i'll buy her a massive bunch of daffs and gerberas, she loves that shit, yo

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 10:25, Reply)

I bet she likes Carnations

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 10:26, Reply)

what in carnation?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 10:27, Reply)

Evaporated milk, usually.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 10:30, Reply)

It seems almost everyone is in a good mood today

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:50, Reply)

* looks for interested face *
* fails to find it *
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:50, Reply)

Listen Kroney
I don't know how to tell you this, but you've got AIDS. Hope this doesn't spoil your day.

Sorry to be etc.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 10:23, Reply)

At least his girlfriend left him something

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 10:45, Reply)

this place could do with more skinks, in a non-mod persecuting kind of way

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 10:14, Reply)

Way to jump on someone else's shit meme bandwagon, Quint.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 10:15, Reply)

stop being "fucking shit", you "quender"

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 10:23, Reply)

Hahahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 10:45, Reply)