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Happy Easter /OT
Come on you lurkers, why don't you use the keyboard and call in. No one is going to call you Bert, or swear at you. It is easter after all.
I've just had my annual full english brekky, and now I'm going to spend the next couple of hours under various sinks doing plumbing. Beat that.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 9:30, 278 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Come on you lurkers, why don't you use the keyboard and call in. No one is going to call you Bert, or swear at you. It is easter after all.
I've just had my annual full english brekky, and now I'm going to spend the next couple of hours under various sinks doing plumbing. Beat that.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 9:30, 278 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Happy Easter
Enjoy your plumbing thing.
I am feeling sick after consuming an Easter egg in about two minutes. However, as we all know, all Easter eggs 'go off' at midnight.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 11:31, Reply)
Enjoy your plumbing thing.
I am feeling sick after consuming an Easter egg in about two minutes. However, as we all know, all Easter eggs 'go off' at midnight.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 11:31, Reply)
Kitchen tap washer replaced and bathroom sink unblocked.
I have no eggs :(.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 13:09, Reply)
I have no eggs :(.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 13:09, Reply)
morning
I am pretty much deaf still from the gig last night. Today I intend to do some tidying. Not eaten and easter egg yet.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 12:02, Reply)
I am pretty much deaf still from the gig last night. Today I intend to do some tidying. Not eaten and easter egg yet.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 12:02, Reply)
Jim Jones Revue eh.
But is it enough to get Monty to move to Wales?
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 13:07, Reply)
But is it enough to get Monty to move to Wales?
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 13:07, Reply)
Neither do I.
I haven't eaten all day and have no cigarettes, not hard to work out what's wrong.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 14:05, Reply)
I haven't eaten all day and have no cigarettes, not hard to work out what's wrong.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 14:05, Reply)
I'm going to throw the rest of the tobacco away so I can't do this any more.
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I just bought a packet of these
Turns out they're not electronic, but they have a little capsule of menthol that you 'click' to release.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 14:09, Reply)
Turns out they're not electronic, but they have a little capsule of menthol that you 'click' to release.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 14:09, Reply)
I tried the Lucky Strike ones of them.
They're pants and people think you're smoking menthols.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 14:12, Reply)
They're pants and people think you're smoking menthols.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 14:12, Reply)
Menthol fags are lovely when you're pissed
how's it going with little miss trouble?
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 14:22, Reply)
how's it going with little miss trouble?
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 14:22, Reply)
Happy Easter berk
Did you get any non personal injury related eggs?
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 14:35, Reply)
Did you get any non personal injury related eggs?
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 14:35, Reply)
Guess what, right, I fancied an easter egg, so I went to tescos, THEY DIDN'T HAVE ANY. NOT ONE.
Waitrose is closed the corner shop doesn't have any.
I'm not saying this is the worst day of my life, it's far from it, but I am not a happy bunny.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 14:50, Reply)
Waitrose is closed the corner shop doesn't have any.
I'm not saying this is the worst day of my life, it's far from it, but I am not a happy bunny.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 14:50, Reply)
tis not same.
I have ice cream and blue cheese and 24 hour clinical depression.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:06, Reply)
I have ice cream and blue cheese and 24 hour clinical depression.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:06, Reply)
Roqufort, I'm 50/50 between that and Costello.
I bought some costello a few days ago but I can't find, I susspect when I do find it, it'll be super blue, which isn't a bad thing.
I split my jacket potato in half, mash the guts with butter, and the put a bit of blue cheese on top. That's my 'thing' of the moment. I microwave them for 10 minutes and then cover in oil and crunchy-salt and then put then in the oven and forget about them 'till approx 4 TV shows are over.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:14, Reply)
I bought some costello a few days ago but I can't find, I susspect when I do find it, it'll be super blue, which isn't a bad thing.
I split my jacket potato in half, mash the guts with butter, and the put a bit of blue cheese on top. That's my 'thing' of the moment. I microwave them for 10 minutes and then cover in oil and crunchy-salt and then put then in the oven and forget about them 'till approx 4 TV shows are over.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:14, Reply)
Try adding it to mashed potatoes
makes for a exciting shepards pie or sauasage and mash
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:17, Reply)
makes for a exciting shepards pie or sauasage and mash
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:17, Reply)
That would deffo work for me.
I'm not a big Mash fan, as I like the skins as much as I like the guts, but in a potato-topped-pie, you still get crunchy bits, so thats OK.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:23, Reply)
I'm not a big Mash fan, as I like the skins as much as I like the guts, but in a potato-topped-pie, you still get crunchy bits, so thats OK.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:23, Reply)
I wonder if you can get pure blue that is still edible....
... like, think, imagine this, you could create other things that are blue, like...ermm... I can't htink right now.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:27, Reply)
... like, think, imagine this, you could create other things that are blue, like...ermm... I can't htink right now.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:27, Reply)
I bought some Reeces Peaces yesterday, they're alright, I want to sprinkle them on top of a banoffee pie.
I was thinking blue cheese flavour would work well anything savory and creamy or crunchy.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:56, Reply)
I was thinking blue cheese flavour would work well anything savory and creamy or crunchy.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:56, Reply)
as the face of coll3ctive Sunday Science
I believe you and will begin smoking forthwith
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:44, Reply)
I believe you and will begin smoking forthwith
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:44, Reply)
She's "lost her bank card".
Gonna text her saying if she ain't interested have the decency to tell me. Fuck her.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 14:41, Reply)
Gonna text her saying if she ain't interested have the decency to tell me. Fuck her.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 14:41, Reply)
I think this is the point in time where you should post here photo so we can all make snap judgements.
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I can't bare to even go on her profile.
Not cos I'm upset, I'm just angry with myself for being such a muggins. Moving on.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 14:58, Reply)
Not cos I'm upset, I'm just angry with myself for being such a muggins. Moving on.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 14:58, Reply)
You should mention that when you tell miss picky to go fuck herself.
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Hold up now, let's get this straight.
Dont' tell backup girl that she's backup girl.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:24, Reply)
Dont' tell backup girl that she's backup girl.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:24, Reply)
No, no, no.
Tell first girl you don't need her nayway, because bachup girl is willing.
As long as the two don't know each other, it's fine. And if I know girls, that should be enough to get first girl to come back for more. There's nothing that makes a man more attractive than thinking he's not available to you any more.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:28, Reply)
Tell first girl you don't need her nayway, because bachup girl is willing.
As long as the two don't know each other, it's fine. And if I know girls, that should be enough to get first girl to come back for more. There's nothing that makes a man more attractive than thinking he's not available to you any more.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:28, Reply)
This is my plan.
Not tell her directly, but make it so obvious that she can't not know. Plus this girl is just as funny/hot. Last Halloween she went as Heather Mills.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:32, Reply)
Not tell her directly, but make it so obvious that she can't not know. Plus this girl is just as funny/hot. Last Halloween she went as Heather Mills.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:32, Reply)
She studies Fine Art.
So she painted her leg; tinyurl.com/c9oefd3
You can't see the "PAUL IS A CUNT" that's also written on the back of her t-shirt. She's a good egg, although her aceness/hotness isn't particularly viewable in that snap.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:38, Reply)
So she painted her leg; tinyurl.com/c9oefd3
You can't see the "PAUL IS A CUNT" that's also written on the back of her t-shirt. She's a good egg, although her aceness/hotness isn't particularly viewable in that snap.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:38, Reply)
That's actually really good.
And she certainly does look rather nice. But if she's a good egg, don't mess her around. Only move on if you're ready to move on.
/mummy blog
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:41, Reply)
And she certainly does look rather nice. But if she's a good egg, don't mess her around. Only move on if you're ready to move on.
/mummy blog
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:41, Reply)
I wouldn't mess her or anyone else about, ever.
She split from her last fella because she wanted a "proper" relationship and he didn't. That's where Barry can hopefully come in, I'm Mr Hopeless Romantic who loves having proper relationships.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:48, Reply)
She split from her last fella because she wanted a "proper" relationship and he didn't. That's where Barry can hopefully come in, I'm Mr Hopeless Romantic who loves having proper relationships.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:48, Reply)
Talksport init.
I have no idea what possessed me to call, I was just bored. I didn't get my shout outs though :(
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:51, Reply)
I have no idea what possessed me to call, I was just bored. I didn't get my shout outs though :(
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:51, Reply)
Nicely done
A* for effort, A* for execution, B for visable instances of 'paul is a cunt'
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:44, Reply)
A* for effort, A* for execution, B for visable instances of 'paul is a cunt'
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:44, Reply)
The amount of guys called Paul who wanted a photo with her back was ridiculous
Case in point; tinyurl.com/cbfbbo6
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:51, Reply)
Case in point; tinyurl.com/cbfbbo6
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:51, Reply)
I know quite a lot of Pauls.
I don't think any of them are cunts, but a coupe of them would probably have loved taking that picture.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 16:01, Reply)
I don't think any of them are cunts, but a coupe of them would probably have loved taking that picture.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 16:01, Reply)
Too bad.
I hope you've got a note from your mum, otherwise it'll mean detention.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 16:25, Reply)
I hope you've got a note from your mum, otherwise it'll mean detention.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 16:25, Reply)
Its going to take four hours to cook the pork joint
however just we realised this Lawrence of arabia came on the telly.
Synergy bitches!
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 14:58, Reply)
however just we realised this Lawrence of arabia came on the telly.
Synergy bitches!
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 14:58, Reply)
I am happy that West Brom are now safe
Off up to Shrewsbury later. I have had a sausage and egg sandwich and now am watching the last episode of Misfits.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:13, Reply)
Off up to Shrewsbury later. I have had a sausage and egg sandwich and now am watching the last episode of Misfits.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:13, Reply)
I've just had a bowl of cereal, right, and I wasn't even hungry.
I just had it because I realised I probably ought to have eaten *something* by now.
There isn't even any chocolate in the house. I call this very bad form.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:14, Reply)
I just had it because I realised I probably ought to have eaten *something* by now.
There isn't even any chocolate in the house. I call this very bad form.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:14, Reply)
Oh lordy, the clinical depression has gone contagious and is spread via the internet =/
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I don't think I'm depressed today.
I'm in a shitload of pain, but I don't think I'm particularly depressed.
How are you today?
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:33, Reply)
I'm in a shitload of pain, but I don't think I'm particularly depressed.
How are you today?
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 15:33, Reply)
Do you have any Make It Go Away pills? Where 'bouts you hurting?
I'm OK today, a bit Oh Woe Is Me, but I'm not in pain, which is good.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 16:12, Reply)
I'm OK today, a bit Oh Woe Is Me, but I'm not in pain, which is good.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 16:12, Reply)
I had a nap earlier, and woke up wih all my joints seized.
My knees are throbbing like a priest at choir practice.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 16:20, Reply)
My knees are throbbing like a priest at choir practice.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 16:20, Reply)
Do you have an understanding fella who's got a magic hand that knows exactly how to turn a tap on a bath and combine the locians and potians from The Body Shop ?
Someone who, should they need to use the lavatory half way through, won't strike up a conversation about whatever the headline they're reading in the papers.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 16:30, Reply)
Someone who, should they need to use the lavatory half way through, won't strike up a conversation about whatever the headline they're reading in the papers.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 16:30, Reply)
I doubt it.
But at least we have two bathrooms, which helps the second point.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 16:36, Reply)
But at least we have two bathrooms, which helps the second point.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 16:36, Reply)
Check this out and then ask that again ! I <3 Ray.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8m54cofLHRo
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 16:52, Reply)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8m54cofLHRo
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Can you imagine what it would be like to be him? I think if I was Ray Winstone and I gave someone a hug, they would feel at the exact same time so safe and yet so scared.
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This is pissing me off now
any tips for getting rid of that buzzy deafness?
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 16:10, Reply)
any tips for getting rid of that buzzy deafness?
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 16:10, Reply)
Cars rarely are.
Mine cost me nigh on a grand already this year. Hopefully that'll be it until next year, though.
In other news, my head hurts.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 17:54, Reply)
Mine cost me nigh on a grand already this year. Hopefully that'll be it until next year, though.
In other news, my head hurts.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 17:54, Reply)
haven't been drinking.
I just have a headache and feel sick.
Ugh.
How are you?
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 18:17, Reply)
I just have a headache and feel sick.
Ugh.
How are you?
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 18:17, Reply)
Low blood sugar shakes and dizziness have just kicked in.
i'm off to the kitchen to see what I can do about this.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 18:39, Reply)
i'm off to the kitchen to see what I can do about this.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 18:39, Reply)
I know this sounds typical me, but I love my throw I bought yesterday, its so soft and nice. I'm all about the textures, I feel so comfortable under it.
I'm gonna have a big long bath tonight, with bubbles and candles and shit.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 17:59, Reply)
I'm gonna have a big long bath tonight, with bubbles and candles and shit.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 17:59, Reply)
A fella's gotta treat himself sometimes, ain't like anyone else is gonna do it for me.
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OH BOY ! I have port and morphine and methadone and flake and my ipad to order something from justeat.com
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I'll lose my single person living allowance but I think it would be worth it ;D
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It fucking rocks !
I went b&q yesterday and I might be getting a new kitchen after all as they are so much cheaper.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 19:07, Reply)
I went b&q yesterday and I might be getting a new kitchen after all as they are so much cheaper.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 19:07, Reply)
You want to go careful in B&Q
I went in there the other day and some old bloke asked me if I wanted decking.
I managed to get the first punch in, but you might not be so lucky.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 19:08, Reply)
I went in there the other day and some old bloke asked me if I wanted decking.
I managed to get the first punch in, but you might not be so lucky.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 19:08, Reply)
The pile of grass outside was smoking, so I told someone that maybe someone dropped a fag in it or something.
And I looked at me like I was an idiot for 5 seconds and then told me it was the methaine... I ain't seen that before.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 19:39, Reply)
And I looked at me like I was an idiot for 5 seconds and then told me it was the methaine... I ain't seen that before.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 19:39, Reply)
I've decided I'm going to get monumentally fucked this evening.
Fuck the world. Who's in?
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 18:03, Reply)
Fuck the world. Who's in?
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 18:03, Reply)
Horse & Groom, Shoreditch.
I'm quite despondent at the moment. But fuck it, I'm dusting myself down and seizing the day, I'm not gonna let anyone make me feel like shit. I'm gonna go bananas, which is ideal seeing as I've just got a text off a mate saying "I'm taking out 20g with me". All are welcome.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 18:12, Reply)
I'm quite despondent at the moment. But fuck it, I'm dusting myself down and seizing the day, I'm not gonna let anyone make me feel like shit. I'm gonna go bananas, which is ideal seeing as I've just got a text off a mate saying "I'm taking out 20g with me". All are welcome.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 18:12, Reply)
I think Monty's away.
He messaged me his number though I'll drop him a text.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 18:25, Reply)
He messaged me his number though I'll drop him a text.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 18:25, Reply)
20gs of what?
I'm not sure what drugs where 20gs is a good amount, I know coke is sold by the gram so it must be too much, and weed and hash is by the ounce so that would be too little,
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 19:05, Reply)
I'm not sure what drugs where 20gs is a good amount, I know coke is sold by the gram so it must be too much, and weed and hash is by the ounce so that would be too little,
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 19:05, Reply)
Long story
I wouldn't want to bore you. To cut it short, I've not been well.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 20:30, Reply)
I wouldn't want to bore you. To cut it short, I've not been well.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 20:30, Reply)
Thank you xx
Nothing a sizable lottery win, a lifetimes supply of wine and a sex life wouldn't cure :-)
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 20:42, Reply)
Nothing a sizable lottery win, a lifetimes supply of wine and a sex life wouldn't cure :-)
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 20:42, Reply)
just spent it being a bit zonked
I need to sort my head out, I had a day like this Friday, too. It's not helpful.
why was your's shit?
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 19:29, Reply)
I need to sort my head out, I had a day like this Friday, too. It's not helpful.
why was your's shit?
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 19:29, Reply)
OH BOY ! I'M GETTING A TAKE AWAY ! OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY !
I decided to try mostly stuff I've never had before
X 462. Thai Coconut Egg Fried Rice with Pineapple
X 55. Roast Duck with Cashew Nuts & Yellow Bean Sauce
X 69. Shanghai Crispy Honey Garlic Chicken
X 24. Crispy Vegetarian Won Ton - Separate with cup of sweet & sour sauce
I figure it makes up for doing absolutly fuck all with my holiday.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 20:41, Reply)
I decided to try mostly stuff I've never had before
X 462. Thai Coconut Egg Fried Rice with Pineapple
X 55. Roast Duck with Cashew Nuts & Yellow Bean Sauce
X 69. Shanghai Crispy Honey Garlic Chicken
X 24. Crispy Vegetarian Won Ton - Separate with cup of sweet & sour sauce
I figure it makes up for doing absolutly fuck all with my holiday.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 20:41, Reply)
You made a decision about heading to Bristol in a couple of weeks Gonz?
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Yeah', I can't justify the cost at the moment =(
I'm in two minds though, I think I could do with a break, and the good it'll do me would be well worth it, and lots of things suck at the moment, so expenses be damned. On the other hand, I'm financally in quite a bit of trouble at the moment, I get paid and I'm lucky if that puts my OD down to 0. I could probably drum up the cash, and save a few quid by getting a coach.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 20:55, Reply)
I'm in two minds though, I think I could do with a break, and the good it'll do me would be well worth it, and lots of things suck at the moment, so expenses be damned. On the other hand, I'm financally in quite a bit of trouble at the moment, I get paid and I'm lucky if that puts my OD down to 0. I could probably drum up the cash, and save a few quid by getting a coach.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 20:55, Reply)
Deffo !
How much are the coke and whores up in Bristol, and does the roulette tables take 20p coins?
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:09, Reply)
How much are the coke and whores up in Bristol, and does the roulette tables take 20p coins?
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:09, Reply)
If you go to the Harvester they do free refills on coke.
I'm not sure about the cost of whores, ask Bob.
I think roulette might cost a bit more than 20p, but I'll try and find out.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:31, Reply)
I'm not sure about the cost of whores, ask Bob.
I think roulette might cost a bit more than 20p, but I'll try and find out.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:31, Reply)
All off menu stuff:
Egg curry and some balls of potato masala coated with a delicious spicy batter and deep fried.
My local chef is a genius who loves to cook new things for me.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 20:53, Reply)
Egg curry and some balls of potato masala coated with a delicious spicy batter and deep fried.
My local chef is a genius who loves to cook new things for me.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 20:53, Reply)
I'm sure a gastronome such as you would love it
If you're ever in Cov I'll take you to the best Indian chef ever.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:00, Reply)
If you're ever in Cov I'll take you to the best Indian chef ever.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:00, Reply)
I quite like Cov, I went to some really old pub that had loads of nooks'n'crannies, and my head came up the cieling in some points.
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my headgasket has gone but arsenal won so I am going from annoyed to happy at an alarming rate. plua I hAve a lindt rabbit staring at me. I've been so good why give me chocolate! bastards
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 20:59, Reply)
Just eat it
I don't really know what a head gasket is, but football wins usually please people, so it can't all be bad.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:03, Reply)
I don't really know what a head gasket is, but football wins usually please people, so it can't all be bad.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:03, Reply)
Top notch flirting here
I've been listening to a band called Brontide. Do you know them?
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:49, Reply)
I've been listening to a band called Brontide. Do you know them?
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:49, Reply)
They're alright
Not dissimilar to Battles, that sort of Math Rock ish kind of thing. Possibly might appeal to you...
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:53, Reply)
Not dissimilar to Battles, that sort of Math Rock ish kind of thing. Possibly might appeal to you...
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I'm pleased I never bought you a load of records the other day if that's the sort of shit you'd have spent the money on.
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I want Mi Media Naranja by Labradford on vinyl, and Satie's Gymnopodie, so I could do a comedown set which had Building Steam With a Grain of Salt, then P, then Gymnopodie.
Maybe drop some Sun Ra in there just for teh lulz.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:01, Reply)
Maybe drop some Sun Ra in there just for teh lulz.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:01, Reply)
Indeed.
So what do you think of Nation of Millions and Endtroducing?
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:22, Reply)
So what do you think of Nation of Millions and Endtroducing?
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:22, Reply)
Loving Endtroducing
Still need to give Nation of Millions more listens. I was talking to my friend, who seems to share some similar opinions to you on hip hop and he concurred with Black on Both Sides as a good next call (although he reckons the first track is no good)
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:27, Reply)
Still need to give Nation of Millions more listens. I was talking to my friend, who seems to share some similar opinions to you on hip hop and he concurred with Black on Both Sides as a good next call (although he reckons the first track is no good)
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:27, Reply)
I like hardcore and math rock.
Sometimes I think you, Monty and me are the only OT denizens with good taste in music.
We have one OTer whose favourite band is Pendulum for fuck's sake.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:57, Reply)
Sometimes I think you, Monty and me are the only OT denizens with good taste in music.
We have one OTer whose favourite band is Pendulum for fuck's sake.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:57, Reply)
After a minor fiasco I've sorted supplies and am signing off for the next 48 hours.
I'm going to dance my troubles away. Good night, and good luck.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:36, Reply)
I'm going to dance my troubles away. Good night, and good luck.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:36, Reply)
I LOVE it so much we're powering through until tomorrow and then going to the game.
I wish I realised before agreeing to these plans that the game kicks off at 8pm and not 3 like I thought. I may well die.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:40, Reply)
I wish I realised before agreeing to these plans that the game kicks off at 8pm and not 3 like I thought. I may well die.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:40, Reply)
Well make sure you give Stanley Victor a shout and tell him you LOVE FOOTBALL
And that you LOVE drugs.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:41, Reply)
And that you LOVE drugs.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:41, Reply)
Our company slogan isn't 'Fulham Yoof - more drugs than Boots' for no reason.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:43, Reply)
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:43, Reply)
I don't think I've ever left the house at 9:30 before, I like to be home for the last train.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:56, Reply)
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Nah', I used to be proper insomic, but then amyltriptaline killed that.
I can't remember much from about 3 hours after I take them, but the effects last about 12 hours, so if I take them any later than 9, the next day I feel like shit.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:10, Reply)
I can't remember much from about 3 hours after I take them, but the effects last about 12 hours, so if I take them any later than 9, the next day I feel like shit.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:10, Reply)
Normally don't leave til 11ish.
But I want to get proper mangled this evening.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:00, Reply)
But I want to get proper mangled this evening.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:00, Reply)
Moved 150 into my account.
Will probably have to move over another 100 if I do stay out all day tomorrow as well.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:06, Reply)
Will probably have to move over another 100 if I do stay out all day tomorrow as well.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:06, Reply)
How can you afford to do this so often?
Not being funny or nuffin', I'm just wondering, as it seems to be a regular event.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:12, Reply)
Not being funny or nuffin', I'm just wondering, as it seems to be a regular event.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:12, Reply)
This happens once every three months at best.
At uni I barely spend 20 quid when I go out.
( , Mon 9 Apr 2012, 4:29, Reply)
At uni I barely spend 20 quid when I go out.
( , Mon 9 Apr 2012, 4:29, Reply)
Gin makes everything better.
What is making this bank holiday better for you?
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:43, Reply)
What is making this bank holiday better for you?
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:43, Reply)
I've had a lot of sleep.
Which is good.
And if Bristol City win tomorrow this weekend will have exceeded my expectations totally.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:45, Reply)
Which is good.
And if Bristol City win tomorrow this weekend will have exceeded my expectations totally.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:45, Reply)
Sleep rules.
I will send positive vibes to the Bristol football people for you. Alas, I don't have a fucking clue about football and can contribute diddly squat to a football conversation.
Can I interest you in kittens or knitting?
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:49, Reply)
I will send positive vibes to the Bristol football people for you. Alas, I don't have a fucking clue about football and can contribute diddly squat to a football conversation.
Can I interest you in kittens or knitting?
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:49, Reply)
Actually I sort of have...
I knitted a 7ft scarf, but it is all pink - not stripey.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:54, Reply)
I knitted a 7ft scarf, but it is all pink - not stripey.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:54, Reply)
I'm liking the term 'bumlord'
It's a nice variation on the usual 'gaylord' shout.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:03, Reply)
It's a nice variation on the usual 'gaylord' shout.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:03, Reply)
Bumlord is hardly new.
You can also sing 'your dad's my wife' to the tune of Haddaways' It's My Life, to indicate that someone's dad is your anal plaything.
Etc.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:05, Reply)
You can also sing 'your dad's my wife' to the tune of Haddaways' It's My Life, to indicate that someone's dad is your anal plaything.
Etc.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:05, Reply)
And does nobody ever make Abba jokes when Darth is in competitions?
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:06, Reply)
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:06, Reply)
The fact he comes back for me abuse makes him a proper little Super Trooper.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:13, Reply)
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:13, Reply)
Bum, lord, wherever you may be.
For you stick willy in my american fanny.
And if you cum, without a condom on,
You will be the lord of the bum said he.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:14, Reply)
For you stick willy in my american fanny.
And if you cum, without a condom on,
You will be the lord of the bum said he.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:14, Reply)
Oi PD! Over here
Stupid iPad makes all the text tiny, the further over to the right we get.
As I said, you and my friend seem to share opinions on hip hop, amongst others. In which same you should check out Death Grips, who I mentioned the other night, as that came from him.
In other news, I now have At Action Park on.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:35, Reply)
Stupid iPad makes all the text tiny, the further over to the right we get.
As I said, you and my friend seem to share opinions on hip hop, amongst others. In which same you should check out Death Grips, who I mentioned the other night, as that came from him.
In other news, I now have At Action Park on.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:35, Reply)
Do you like The Auteurs?
And I am a massive Primal Scream fan.
ps Todd Trainer is one of my favourite drummers.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:37, Reply)
And I am a massive Primal Scream fan.
ps Todd Trainer is one of my favourite drummers.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:37, Reply)
Apparently Scream are supporting the Stone Roses on the Friday.
Which is when I have a ticket for.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:38, Reply)
Which is when I have a ticket for.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:38, Reply)
They never had a permanent bass player until he joined in 1996 anyway.
But you should note that he was in the Scream longer than he was in the Roses.
Is he not playing in both bands on that day?
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:42, Reply)
But you should note that he was in the Scream longer than he was in the Roses.
Is he not playing in both bands on that day?
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:42, Reply)
The Auteurs were great
My missus is a big fan.
Did you get Haines' latest album? It sold out from amazon before I got it and I got side-tracked with buying other stuff, but I liked what little is have heard from it.
Up your street too, Jeff - a concept album about British wrestlers of the 70s and 80s
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:43, Reply)
My missus is a big fan.
Did you get Haines' latest album? It sold out from amazon before I got it and I got side-tracked with buying other stuff, but I liked what little is have heard from it.
Up your street too, Jeff - a concept album about British wrestlers of the 70s and 80s
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:43, Reply)
No, rightly derided as a talentless cunt riding on the coat tails of slightly more able contributors.
In the case of OT, Bert, Al and FreeFair.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 23:06, Reply)
In the case of OT, Bert, Al and FreeFair.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 23:06, Reply)
I've had to stick up for Starkey on here before
Don't make me do it again.
I don't care about Quentin.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 23:08, Reply)
Don't make me do it again.
I don't care about Quentin.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 23:08, Reply)
The Beatles are shit anyway.
And Ringo is one step above Ann Widdecombe as a drummer.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 23:09, Reply)
And Ringo is one step above Ann Widdecombe as a drummer.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 23:09, Reply)
I like the Primals less with each release
I love their twee indie shite, less so more recent releases.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:45, Reply)
I love their twee indie shite, less so more recent releases.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:45, Reply)
They peaked with Vanishing Point.
The best bit of Evil Heat was City and Skull X.
Great tunes.
Observe...
youtu.be/uJ0OTIquWLU
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:46, Reply)
The best bit of Evil Heat was City and Skull X.
Great tunes.
Observe...
youtu.be/uJ0OTIquWLU
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:46, Reply)
I'll listen at the end of this record.
Is this with Kevin Shields producing?
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:50, Reply)
Is this with Kevin Shields producing?
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 22:50, Reply)
Meh
I still prefer them when they're all shite and C86
Edit: like this www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wi2bi9-ZUI&feature=youtube_gdata_player
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 23:00, Reply)
I still prefer them when they're all shite and C86
Edit: like this www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wi2bi9-ZUI&feature=youtube_gdata_player
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 23:00, Reply)
I did some gay-based puns, named Rory as the Luke Haines of B3ta, some mutual masturbation between me and Tangles, and Jeff being an utter quender as usual.
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 23:05, Reply)
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 23:05, Reply)
In this 'mutual masturbation'
did you have to reach up to his cock, or did you get him to kneel down?
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 23:08, Reply)
did you have to reach up to his cock, or did you get him to kneel down?
( , Sun 8 Apr 2012, 23:08, Reply)
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