Oh lordy, I woke up at 6 in really bad pain so I took one tiny extra tablet...
... and I put on the telly and then closed my eyes for a second and then it was a few hours later and I didn't care about anything but it actually was an effort to open one of my eye (let alone both) and then it was 15 minutes ago where I had a shower and a "OH SHIT, I'M STUPIDLY LATE FOR WORK".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:08, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

There is a lady on the telly called Fiona Celeste who is a "Pet Astrology Specialist".
=/
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:10, Reply)

Oh lol, if you don't know the day it's born, you use the day you adopted it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:11, Reply)

All 3 pets have been diognosed with "Something something, give it lots of TLC and attention"

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:13, Reply)

Housewives love that shit
because they are dull vacuous cretins.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:13, Reply)

Crazy ass cracker hoes.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:29, Reply)