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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Angela Merkel arrives at passport control at Athens Airport.
"Nationality?" asks the immigration officer.
"German," she replies.
"Occupation?" he asks.

"No, just visiting for a few days."

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:15, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Why are they both talking english?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:17, Reply)
She doesn't speak Greek nor the immigration officer German?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:18, Reply)
English is the international language of co-operation.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:19, Reply)
English is a lingua franca throughout the world.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:19, Reply)
I think an important visit to a country would probably have some sort of translator as part of the entourage.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:21, Reply)
He didn't specify an important visit
She could have gone on holiday
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:22, Reply)
The greek islands are very nice.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:23, Reply)
Have you been to Nice and the Isles of Greece?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:26, Reply)
Skiathos is fantastic.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:28, Reply)
Don't you do that in Mountains?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:29, Reply)
Malcolm the Monty always gets his man

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:30, Reply)
I think in the current ECCONOMIC CRISIS any visit by Chancellor Merkle to Greece would be seen as important.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:25, Reply)
I bet her fucking towel is already down

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:28, Reply)
Do you like the comedy of Henning Wehn? I do.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:26, Reply)
I do. He's a mate of my old schoolpal Paul.
I met him in the Betsy Trotwood in Farringdon, namedrop fans.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:28, Reply)
I find him very funny. Are you a similar age?
Ha.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:29, Reply)
Ha indeed.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:33, Reply)

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