I'm fighting my hoarding tendencies
When I moved out of my last place (a 3 bed flat) I binned - wait for it - an entire builder's skip of crap. That's eight cubic yards of stuff I was certain I would use at some time, some of it still in the bags/boxes from seven years before when I'd moved in.
I now have a declutter every month.

Alt: Hopefully we'll only have one type of weather today and you'll not have my mum at all. She's dead.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 8:03, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

but that's the way he likes her Placid.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 8:04, Reply)

Ah but...
... I should have said dead AND powdery - she was cremated.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 8:06, Reply)

He'll mix her up with some vaseline and stuff her into an oven glove.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 8:11, Reply)

HA!
one of the first times you've made me laugh out loud!
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 8:30, Reply)

Are you seriously telling me that this didn't raise a chuckle?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 8:37, Reply)

That's it Al!
I'm deleting you off facebook.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 8:38, Reply)

OH FUCK NOT AGAIN!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 8:41, Reply)

WILL YOU NEVER LEARN?????

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 8:43, Reply)