I am hanging this morning.
I had a couple of ciders last night in preparation for ciderboating. Crippled, I am. I have an old school comedy hangover; pounding head, sunglasses indoors, telling people not to shout and all the fun of the fair.

I hoard. I am a hoarder. I have a PS3 I never use. I could easily eBay it for a tun, but I just can't bring myself to do it.
( Kroney, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:29, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I have an Xbox 360 thing to make me look like a cool kid.
I haven't used it since we moved and I can't safely use Rock Band at parties.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:32, Reply)

make me look like a cool kid lure unsuspecting children into my Wonderland lair.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:39, Reply)

I've got a load of puppies and the van of sexual urgency for that.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:40, Reply)

My brother got so drunk at my house on Saturday
that when he got back to Leighton Buzzard he got into bed with his missus' mate. Not in *that* way, he just dove in and started happily snoring away, apparently. She told him to go home and he did - woke up in his own home none the wiser until he was told of his antics later on.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:38, Reply)

He went to Leighton Buzzard on purpose?
Oh dear, he must have been drunk.
( Kroney, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:45, Reply)

It's not so bad, as far as commuter belt satellite market towns with nothing to do in them, go.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:46, Reply)

I've never been, to be honest.
It's not like blind, ignorant snobbery is a trait of those brought up in Surrey, or anything.

Quality name, though.
( Kroney, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:47, Reply)

Kajagoogoo were from there. That is all you need to know.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:57, Reply)

I'm surprisingly fresh.
Despite having a ton of cocktails last night. My wallet however is in tremendous pain seeing as they were £14 a go.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:51, Reply)

I'm usually fine on cocktails, lots of fruit juice etc.
Apparently cider gives me a bad hangover. I'm going to be blind on Sunday, I think.
( Kroney, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:54, Reply)

Beer does me over.
It's weird, if I have tons of the stuff I'm fine. But it's when I have four or so pints that the next day I get the worst hangover in the world. Doesn't kick in until I've been awake for a few hours either, it's horrendous when I'm out of the house and it hits me out of nowhere.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:58, Reply)

Stunned has already vowed to piss the bed.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:09, Reply)

That man is all class

( Kroney, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:14, Reply)