I'm trying to de-clutter the flat at the moment.
I've got far too much sports equipment. And kitchen equipment. And books. Definitely too many books.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:31, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

If you have a food mixer that works but you don't want, I'ld be happy to take that off your hands.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:31, Reply)

I've got three, sadly.
Magimix, a hand blender/chopper thing and a Kenwood Chef. But I need them all, they do different things.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:33, Reply)

Sweet, deffo them all being handy.
I wanna get one like the Kenwood Chef so I can make cakes and stuff like that and bring it into work and everyone will be like "Oh gonz ! You are such a good chef, have you meet my single female good looking friend?".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:37, Reply)

While cakemaking skills are good
they tend to attract hot single chicks' mums, rather than the ladies themselves.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:43, Reply)

Female's female, innit.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:46, Reply)

every hole's a goal, Gonz.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:49, Reply)

Hello!
/darth
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:51, Reply)

I have a magimix. It's fucking excellent. Makes great smoothies.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:46, Reply)

They are fucking excellent if expensive. The lid on mine cracked after 7 years
and the dough hook is broken. But a new lid and dough hook was about £100, so I bought a kenwood instead and partially fixed the magimix lid with gaffer tape. it does need a skewer jammed in sideways to release the safety lock though.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:48, Reply)

Does that gaffer tape also keep your trousers waterproof?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:56, Reply)

Why yes, yes it does.
Would you like me to tell you about it?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 9:56, Reply)

Ideally, yes.
Could I ask that it be in excruciating detail, please?

Thanks in advance.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 10:04, Reply)