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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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A little over three months for each life and
he will still only be 54 when he gets out.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:29, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
he will still only be 54 when he gets out.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:29, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
this is what i love about the internet
somebody says something stupid and ill informed, and more stupid people believe them
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:34, Reply)
somebody says something stupid and ill informed, and more stupid people believe them
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:34, Reply)
this is what i love about the internet
somebody says something stupid and ill informed, and more stupid people believe them
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:37, Reply)
your copy/paste skills are as poor as your legal knowledge
you didn't even get the first line in the header :(
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:38, Reply)
you didn't even get the first line in the header :(
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:38, Reply)
i LOL'd
although i also hate myself for saying it: quentin has actually gotten better recently. hmmmmm.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:42, Reply)
although i also hate myself for saying it: quentin has actually gotten better recently. hmmmmm.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:42, Reply)
What happened to you Swipe.
You used to hate all the good posters, now look at you, you're praising Quniten and we had a pleasant conversation just the other day.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:44, Reply)
You used to hate all the good posters, now look at you, you're praising Quniten and we had a pleasant conversation just the other day.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:44, Reply)
hey hey hey, don't let's go sucking anyone off just yet
i said he had got "better". that doesn't mean he shouldn't still die in a fire. and i had my fingers crossed when i was typing to you, so ner.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:45, Reply)
i said he had got "better". that doesn't mean he shouldn't still die in a fire. and i had my fingers crossed when i was typing to you, so ner.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:45, Reply)
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( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:48, Reply)
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:48, Reply)
weird, i just made this exact joke to the ex
who is waiting for test results (no, not AIDZ before you say it).
great minds think alike
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:50, Reply)
who is waiting for test results (no, not AIDZ before you say it).
great minds think alike
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:50, Reply)
Is it cancer?
I hope it's cancer, it's cancer!
I hope it's cancer, it's cancer!
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:51, Reply)
I hope it's cancer, it's cancer!
I hope it's cancer, it's cancer!
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:51, Reply)
no, it's nowhere near his cock
it's a collarbone thing. but that's not as good a story.
cancer of the cock it is.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:03, Reply)
it's a collarbone thing. but that's not as good a story.
cancer of the cock it is.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:03, Reply)
that would be handy
you'd never need to buy a lollipop ever again.
reminds me of an old favourite: "he's as useful as a cock-flavoured lollipop".
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:08, Reply)
you'd never need to buy a lollipop ever again.
reminds me of an old favourite: "he's as useful as a cock-flavoured lollipop".
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:08, Reply)
I've never understood why it is that when they use strap ons in lesbian porn flicks
they insist on fellating them.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:09, Reply)
they insist on fellating them.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:09, Reply)
i presume it's because they think the men watching like to see that
i don't know if this is an accurate or a fair assumption.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:11, Reply)
i don't know if this is an accurate or a fair assumption.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:11, Reply)
To satisfy straight blokes,
who are jacking off over their screens. I of course, have never watched porn online.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:12, Reply)
who are jacking off over their screens. I of course, have never watched porn online.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:12, Reply)
Wait... hang on...
You can get porn online now?
Why did nobody tell me?
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:16, Reply)
You can get porn online now?
Why did nobody tell me?
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:16, Reply)
then you and i are clearly some new master race
are there any scandinavian islands you fancy visiting with me?
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:36, Reply)
are there any scandinavian islands you fancy visiting with me?
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 14:36, Reply)
The only place I can recall visiting in Kent is Sheppey.
What a toilet.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:15, Reply)
What a toilet.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:15, Reply)
Sheppey is actually a very picturesque spot to visit.
it's just the inhabitants. Most resemble the bald ones from Eastenders.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:26, Reply)
it's just the inhabitants. Most resemble the bald ones from Eastenders.
( , Mon 16 Apr 2012, 15:26, Reply)
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