It's far more likely I'll get home and fall asleep on the sofa at 9
in front of a Downton Abbey repeat.

Don't tell the girl that, though. Women love my rugged air of danger.
( Kroney, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:08, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Your secret's safe with the internet, don't worry.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:08, Reply)

Nothing says 'debonair rake'
like a Star Trek dressing gown covered in partly-digested cider.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:12, Reply)

If you look up the definition of "cool" in the OED
You'll simply see a picture of a once handsome, now rather run down man staring back at you. He'll be wearing a Star Trek dressing gown and a rubber Klingon forehead. That man is me.
( Kroney, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:14, Reply)

I must get an updated OED then.
My current one depicts a distinguished, rugged old cunt in a Hawkwind t shirt with a nosebleed and no wallet.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:17, Reply)

You've got the 1976 edition

( Kroney, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:18, Reply)

I always have.
*sigh*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:23, Reply)

I think you'll find it's
this
(PsychoChomp, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:17, Reply)

Phaser design went rapidly downhill
after the 60s. Look at that beast he's got.
( Kroney, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:19, Reply)

That's not a phaser, is it?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:31, Reply)

THIS is a phaser

/Dundeelolz
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:32, Reply)

i imagine that's Kroney's pick up line

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:34, Reply)

Actually, my chat up line would be
"That, my dear, is a Type 3 phaser. 2265 pattern, firing in the 1.05MW range. Mine's set to penetrate"
( Kroney, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:36, Reply)

*swoon*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 17:37, Reply)