I cannot understand how anyone who's been to Manchester can like it or want to go back
My only potential explanation is that it's a big fucking place and maybe I've only seen the shite parts, but surely if there are nice parts they're still full of Mancs.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 8:54, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Every time I've ever walked out of Manc Picadilly
I've been surrounded by people wearing fake Paul & Shark tracksuits. I quite like Manchester though, despite the fact I've been robbed there.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 8:56, Reply)

Walking through the city about 9pm on Tuesday a girl shouted at me "Gis a spare fag mate"
I don't even smoke. When I told her this she yelled after me "Is it cos I'm BLACK?!"

Repeatedly
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 8:59, Reply)

well? was it?
I bet it was, you fucking RACIST!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:00, Reply)

No. It was because I don't smoke
But if I did I'd have told her to go steal some like the rest of her people
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:04, Reply)

I do smoke and tell people of any colour or creed to fuck off when they ask for a smoke.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:06, Reply)

This^
Buy your fucking own, you tight cunt.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:07, Reply)

or if folks ask me to go into the shop for them to buy fags or booze.
fuck off, I'm not a home help, I don't do shopping for anyone by me.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:09, Reply)

I do that for kids if they look nice enough.
Cos I was in that situation not long ago.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:16, Reply)

If they're too shit to get fake id that's their problem.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:18, Reply)

The worst is girls in clubs
Who think you'll fall over yourself to give them one when they ask. I actually had a girl say to me "I'll get off with you if you give me a fag" before...er, fuck off love. I was well out of her league (not that that's even the point), she should have been offering me to stuff to get anywhere near me.
I find that telling them "sorry, you're not attractive enough for me to warrant giving you one" (regardless of what they look like) does the trick and takes them down a peg or two.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:15, Reply)

fucking hell baz, I thought darth was supposed to be the gay one around here!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:17, Reply)

I refuse to buy girls drinks either.
Unless I'm out on a date with them or the like. In clubs they can all fuck off, I've had more girls buy me drinks than the other way round *pirouettes*
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:21, Reply)

oh baz :'(
always alone
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:22, Reply)

Not any more playa
*pirouettes again*
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:26, Reply)

Fuck off can you pirouette
It's difficult difficult lemon difficult
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:35, Reply)

*touches bad self*

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:47, Reply)

She must have known you'd had a few fags though, eh?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:01, Reply)

If you were wearing a bow-tie right now it'd be spinning round.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:03, Reply)

To be Frank

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:05, Reply)

There are gigs there, and it's a decent night out if you go to the right places
But yes, chock full of cunts.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:00, Reply)

I'm rather looking forward to an afternoon's drinking on the 20th June there

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:02, Reply)

I remember four of us being there on a Wednesday
We got in a cab and told him "take us anywhere good mate". The useless cunt took us to the Printworks. We got out, saw someone get glassed about four foot in front of us, quickly hopped back in the taxi and asked to go somewhere else a little less fucking horrific.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:02, Reply)

I have been VERY drunk in there twice
It is a scary place
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:03, Reply)

Shithole too.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:05, Reply)

I ended up in a pub round the corner from there once, trying to watch a Sunderland game on the TV
Locals looked "non-pleased", to say the least
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:06, Reply)

Was it an Irish pub?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:08, Reply)

I cannot remember

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:10, Reply)

If there's a decent sized group of you, Canal Street is a great laugh

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:05, Reply)

If generic bars and clubs is your thing
otherwise it's dull as fuck
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:09, Reply)

Morning mate

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:05, Reply)

Morning fella
Whereabouts did you stay?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:06, Reply)

Sportcity, M12 area
It was right out of Shameless, there were two pubs in walking distance and they were both boarded up
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:17, Reply)

I was there last week
GRIM
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:19, Reply)

Fun(!)

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:20, Reply)

Well done Norwich

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:04, Reply)

Paul Lambert is a brilliant manager

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:05, Reply)

LETSBEHAVINGYOU

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:07, Reply)

My best mate (who's a Canaries fan so may be biased) reckons Lambert will be Man Utd manager one day
What do you think, Rory? Who would you like to see succeed SAF?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:18, Reply)

Has to be Mourinho.
I'd love to see that. I think it could be Moyes or O'Neill though.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:19, Reply)

No to O'Neill!!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:20, Reply)

Well if they want a man who knows how to win the European Cup...
/any excuse
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:24, Reply)

He was going to be our manager about five years back.
We stuck with Chris Coleman, then got Lawrie Sanchez.........
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:28, Reply)

Dunno, it's a fickle business, just ask ex flavour of the month Redknapp
I'd imagine they'll veer away from big spending managers who'll only stay for three/four seasons at best in any event. Look at the mess that Chelsea are. Suppose O Neill, it'll be another couple of years yet anyway.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:50, Reply)

he won the european cup once!
not bad considering he was released by motherwell cause they didn't think he was good enough.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:07, Reply)

Forest turned down Andy Cole and Shaun Wright-Phillips as youngsters
On grounds of shitness. One out of two's not bad
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:23, Reply)

fair lot of epic fail at forest over the last 20 years

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:35, Reply)

You should be on Match of the Day with that sort of critical insight
No, seriously, you should. Alan fucking Shearer. I ask you.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:39, Reply)

bit touchy there hun.
not my fault your team is pure shite.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:46, Reply)

Yes it is
and when I prove it, you'll be sorry.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:46, Reply)

*rips off mask*
That's right, I'm Steve McClaren!!!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:49, Reply)

Hi Shteve

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:50, Reply)

hey, how are you sportshcow!
letsh go schmoke some weed?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:51, Reply)

Maybe shome fucking and shome shucking, yesh?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 9:54, Reply)