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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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My bollocks hurt
When was the last time your bollocks hurt?

If you don't have bollocks when did you last hurt someone's bollocks?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:11, 16 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
my trousers sort of rouched up and i sat down, completely squashing them the other day

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:17, Reply)
I tend to steer clear of other people's, to be honest.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:29, Reply)
So you don't have bollocks?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:31, Reply)
Just my own.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:32, Reply)
It's one of my favourite albums.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:32, Reply)
Have I ever told you how my Grandad was an expert on the word bollocks
however he couldn't tell you anything about fuck or shit so was unable to give an expert testimony.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:46, Reply)
I heard your grandad was a massive bender.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:51, Reply)
I dunno, I never met him

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:55, Reply)
haha 'testimony'
Which as we all know is derived from and ancient greek word literally meaning 'bollocks'
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:58, Reply)
I like it when we get the rythem going _just_ right and our bollocks high five each other with every thrust.
I like to call it Low Fours.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 18:38, Reply)
what's it like not being a real man?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:46, Reply)
Well I just got home and told my wife to go and get me a steak and a beer and she actually did
So pretty good so far.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:47, Reply)
awesome, i might give it a go with some scissors.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:49, Reply)
PST PIX PLS

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:55, Reply)
During my recent testicular cancer scare and subsequent castration

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 17:56, Reply)
i don't have bollocks
but when I was first larping I spent a lot of time hitting boys in the nads
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 18:33, Reply)

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