You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Question of the Week » Off Topic » Post 1598721 | Search
This is a question Off Topic

Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.

(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Pages: Latest, 776, 775, 774, 773, 772, ... 1

« Go Back | Popular

That thread is dying out.
You're generally a hate filled bunch of borderline Nazi's

Lets play fantasy Genocide! *perky theme tune*

Which group of people deserve to be deliberatly singled out and killed for the good of the human race, bonus points for psychotic autistic reasoning.
(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 15:41, Reply)
the obese, the elderly
and anyone who attend b4shes in Br1st0l when they live over 50 miles away
(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 15:44, Reply)
B@5HHHHHHHH
We should totally have a non bristol bash for everyone who didn't go, and then not bang on about it boring everyone.
Thus rising above the standard of lesser posters.
(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 15:47, Reply)
i'm having a b45h right now

(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 15:51, Reply)
Is it totally mental?

(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 15:52, Reply)
bobby hasn't showed up yet :(((

(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 15:56, Reply)
NHS Data Analysts
There's too much information inside their spreadsheets. They know too much, man.
(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 15:56, Reply)
You'll be suprised the shit I can get at a few clicks.

(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:07, Reply)
+un
Pretty sure you are quite IT savvy, whereas in my experience most doctors and nurses are not.
I reckon you could find my personal history quicker than my GP could.
(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:09, Reply)
Nah personal medical history is locked down by IT savy people
I can get it but there actually has to be a case for it, I'm not allowed to just browse.
The amount of non patient specific data I can pull is pretty interesting. So what's going on in a towns, rather than what's going on in an individuals house.
(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:24, Reply)
Paperclip salesmen and rapists.

(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 15:58, Reply)
Paperclip rapists, papists and pale men.

(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:01, Reply)
He painted...

(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:03, Reply)
I will be singing that song all night now.

(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:27, Reply)
Quenders, autists, /talkers, Jamie Oliver, mimes, the obese.
Plus metallers and emos.
(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 15:59, Reply)
whats wrong with /talkers?

(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:00, Reply)
Jamie Oliver mimes the obese
sounds like the worst game of charades ever.
(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:00, Reply)
he doesn't even need to mime
The fat mockney cunt.
(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:03, Reply)
Gypsys and Labour supporters

(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:03, Reply)
Those that can't pluralise correctly.
I voted Labour at the last general election.
(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:04, Reply)
*sends dozerz a train ticket*

(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:09, Reply)
grown men who can't
piss into a 12" across hole without peppering the surrounding area with stray urine.
also people who sit down on the train,put their bag in the aisle, then spend the rest of the journey getting irate when people inevitably trip over it/ask them to move it, DESPITE not even reaching into it ONCE throughout the journey, and it being of a size to fit perfectly on the fucking overhead storage bit. #stophittingyourself
(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:08, Reply)
Says the guy who couldn't puke in to the aforementioned hole
and instead used my mothers bathtub.
(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:16, Reply)
because aforementioned hole was being used
for inaccurate pissing.
and i'm talking in the cold sober light of an office cubicle, not in the context of a bunch of leathered fourteen year olds.
how's the ol' vas deferens?
(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:17, Reply)
Televangelists, phone pyschics' & mediums, any religious fundamentalists
racists, the entire audience & all participants of the Jeremy Kyle show, anyone who watches Babestation or any other sort of coin operated wank-fest, anyone who defines their personality by the music they listen to... I could go on
(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:09, Reply)
Dude, you need a job
All this daytime TV and sitting up all night is not good for you.
(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:10, Reply)
they need to include this in the meta of this page
also of 4chan
(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:11, Reply)
Tell me about it..
Although I don't watch TV any more, I've witnessed far too much horror in my time
(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:15, Reply)
Clowns
I'll make you cry for real, you big-nosed, shitty car driving cunts
(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:12, Reply)
GO FOR THE JUGGLER!!!

(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:13, Reply)
heh

(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:14, Reply)
The Cornish
bunch of inbred pasty munching twats
(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:17, Reply)
You're getting mixed up with sandwiches
Pasties are inpastry.
(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:20, Reply)
The carrots drive them insane, you see.

(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:21, Reply)
Anyone who annoys me when I'm trying to work.
In fact, I can extend that to inanimate objects too. I've just had such a screaming eppy at Wordpress that my throat is actually sore. Stupid Wordpress. Stupid computer.

I think I may need to go and mainline some valium now.
(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:17, Reply)
Anyone who doesn't believe that carrots belong in Cornish pasties.

(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:19, Reply)
The best ones come from Greggs

(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:20, Reply)
fffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
a girl in the office made a cornish pasty for a 'team cookoff' the other week (don't even get me fucking started on THAT) the crust ran along the top. so i packed her in my honda accord and thre her out of the fucking window. into a pile of massive corrosive drugs and sharp-cheekboned skeletal supermodels. then set her on fire. with simon weston.
(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:21, Reply)
christ fat people are defensive when it comes to food

(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:24, Reply)
FUCK you
wait.. dammit! *comfort eats*
(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:43, Reply)
There is only one quite large answer to this question


and anyone cunt who likes the twat or his music.
(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:20, Reply)
Pretty sure he is not a group of people
I can allow this if you widen it to include all U2 fans.
(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:22, Reply)
Happy now?

(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:27, Reply)
Only when you see this through will I be happy.

(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:28, Reply)
did you get my emails??

(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:42, Reply)
Yes thank you. Haven't had time to send one back to say thank you for sending them.
The pic of me, Stunned & Monty Deacon is terrible!
(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:45, Reply)
that's quite alright
i was just worried i might have bombarded someone else with them. berk tonguing burt is my favourite!
(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:50, Reply)
I'm so glad that I actually understand what this means...

(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:52, Reply)
... he ain't heavy, he's her brother?

(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:12, Reply)
oh come on AA, this is comedy gold
GOLD i tell you
(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:17, Reply)
Poor Burt. He could do a lot better.

(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:57, Reply)
I have no interest in seeing it
but my excuse is that I had more sheets to the wind than the Spanish fucking Armada.
(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:51, Reply)
Lightweight. Try having 12 pints the night before as well.

(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:57, Reply)
I am many things, but lightweight is none of them.

(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:04, Reply)
i went out with a mate the other week
and his wife called the next day while he was giggling like a girl in the background

she asked if we'd had 12 pints the night before as he'd been bragging, and i said no it was nearer 5-6, she laughed and then he got really pissed off
(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:11, Reply)
cool story bro

(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:12, Reply)
cheers
we went out last week as well with our partners and another guy who was there and his wife and they were all going 'NOOO! it was 10-12 pints cos we all bought a couple of rounds each and blah blah'

and i was like 'no, cos you were all nursing each pint for over an hour and that', and that was the end of it and their wives know that they're just girls
(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:14, Reply)
you need new friends
why not organise a bash? LOL.
(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:16, Reply)
nah they're alright, we did have a bit of a failed pub crawl tho
we drunk in 2 shit pubs and then spen tthe rest of the night in an alright pub
(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:18, Reply)
JTDF will verify all locations visited and quantities consumed.

(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:14, Reply)
i'm not questioning it battered, i'm on your side mate
when it all kicks off i want the hardest man on b3ta on my team
(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:15, Reply)
Ha ha.

(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:15, Reply)
we can fucking take em all on
but i hope barry's on our side too, he's got safe hands
(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:17, Reply)
Jews, flids, gyppoes, slavs and benders*.
I'm old skool like that.


*Cher's controversial etc.
(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:23, Reply)
It's amazing you and Stunned even talk to each other based on these criteria.

(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:27, Reply)
Hahahahaha

(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:28, Reply)
NOW THAT SONG IS IN MY HEAD YOU CUNT!

(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:43, Reply)
I've never heard it, mercifully.

(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:49, Reply)
Hahahaha
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/jeremy-hunt-secretly-backed-bskyb-bid-7675196.html
(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:32, Reply)
why do they use email for this kind of thing!?

(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:40, Reply)
because they're spastics that think they're untouchable.

(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:42, Reply)
Vegetarians and Vegans

(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:42, Reply)
Blokes who wear flip flops or tracksuit bottoms in public.

(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:43, Reply)
What about flip flops on the beach?

(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:45, Reply)
that counts as public surely? barry's gonna fuck you up for that

(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:47, Reply)
I hope he doesn't declare all out war on me while I'm on holiday.
It would ruin everything.
(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:48, Reply)
ALL OUT WAR
Blackpool Travelodge will be devastated
(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:49, Reply)
I'm thinking of Turkey or Egypt at the moment Quints
Blackpool is far too expensive.
(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:54, Reply)
well egypt is all revolting at the moment, or have things calmed down there yet?
our other director Kev went there earlier this year and said it was alright

Turkey's boring though isn't ti/ there's nothing there but turks
(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:57, Reply)
Sharm el Shiek has stayed pretty chilled out, that's where I'm looking.

(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:09, Reply)
thats where he went! he goes every year
it doesn't do him any harm
(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:12, Reply)
what about in a sporting environment?
Would you have me killed for wearing trackies whilst warming up in public, for instance?
(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 16:59, Reply)
i might have you killed for calling them "trackies"
added slowness and painfulness for ever calling them "trackie bums".
(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:11, Reply)
haha, I thought that might provoke a response from someone.

(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:18, Reply)
you can be on the other side when things kick off
to be fair you seem ok, but i don't want any soft hockey player with a nickname keeping our team down, we'd all have to chip in and protect you
(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:20, Reply)
fair enough.

(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:28, Reply)
glad you're ok with being on the losing side
sorry etc
(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:30, Reply)
I'm sure you can handle yourself, Quints
I suspect you are right now.
(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:42, Reply)
me barry and battered could do the lot of you
I might have let you be on our team if youdn't juist been mean to me
(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:54, Reply)
women who wont touch me sexually.
Except ma'
(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:47, Reply)
and 80% of my blood relations.

(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:47, Reply)
are you saying here
that your mum is excused execution or is excused touching you sexually?
(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 18:06, Reply)
death to beaurocrats

(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 17:57, Reply)
death to bureau cats.
Fucking furniture hiding felines.
(, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 18:11, Reply)

« Go Back | Reply To This »

Pages: Latest, 776, 775, 774, 773, 772, ... 1