I'd like you or your Dad to buy me a place in the country. Thanks.
Alt: I am far to modest to say.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:44, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

feck orf
although we could have a bash at my place in cornwall maybe. hmmm.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:45, Reply)

You have a place in Cornwall?

( Peej, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:45, Reply)

it's called Penzance.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:46, Reply)

More likely to be the Duchy.
Which of course must be passed on the left hand side.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:47, Reply)

and must never be Bogarted.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:59, Reply)

YARRR!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:47, Reply)

Hahahahaha Penzance?
I could buy Penzance and i've only got about 30p on me.
( Peej, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:48, Reply)

yeah, it was a christmas present last year
not as stupidly spoiled as it sounds; it's in my name for the IHT reasons discussed yesterday, but it's let out most of the time and of course the money all goes to my dad. i haven't actually been to see it yet. i'm a bit funny about it for various family reasons, mostly involving my father's bitch, whom i LOATHE.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:48, Reply)

Well you will come out for a nice cream tea when you visit won't you?
Where abouts is it?
( Peej, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:50, Reply)

yes of course! !
it's a funny name, polperro or something maybe? it's near watergate bay, where "fifteen" is, that's as much as i know. i didn't like the idea of that bitch choosing all the furniture etc, so i have been a bit childish about it really.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:53, Reply)

Polperro? Thats 50 miles away!

( Peej, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:57, Reply)

That's practically another gene pool!
She's forgotten internal combustion engines still get burnt as witches in Cornwall.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 12:00, Reply)

only if they weigh the same as a duck

( Peej, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 12:02, Reply)

I love Cornwall.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:46, Reply)

best of all the counties
I love cornwall
it's my friend.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:47, Reply)

hahahaha
badger is on form today
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:48, Reply)

Little known fact
But I am actually the King of Cornwall and have great power in my kingdom so if you are ever around and need anything just ask.
( Peej, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:49, Reply)

That's like being king of the Isle of Man.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:50, Reply)

I have over Half a Million Subjects and a fucking crown
What do you have fuckface!
( Peej, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:56, Reply)

He has bum-AIDS.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:58, Reply)

Better than oral AIDS.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:58, Reply)

Or hearing AIDS!!!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:59, Reply)

Look after your teeth better

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:58, Reply)

Pam Ayres lolz.
Rarest of all the lolz.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:59, Reply)

99 problems
but my crotch ain't one.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 12:00, Reply)