Sounds excellent
I remember thining yyou'd have liked the poetry thread.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:32, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I posted it in the dead thread:
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1602653
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:49, Reply)

That would almost be brilliant
All it lacks is the syntax-defying wranglings that only the truly bad use to effect a plausible scan - eg:-

I thought tonight that to the pub I'd go
But then in the back of my mind I did know
That I must take my cat to the vet on the morrow
And if a night in The Thornhill I did choose
I'd roll up at the vets stinking of booze
And to the RSPCA my kitty I'd lose.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:56, Reply)

nice
I did another one about a haggis, but it's less long
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1602661
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:57, Reply)

Better than Burns
Although that's not saying much
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:59, Reply)

Fuck me, you are a git indeed
well done cap'n
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 21:03, Reply)

Allan Ginsburg fuelled a fairly serious habit with worse than that

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 21:06, Reply)

I thing a sense of shame and decency is all that stiops some of us from doing similar

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 27 Apr 2012, 21:15, Reply)

If you transcend the shame and decency and embrace the concept of the emperor's new clothes
You could make money.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 21:23, Reply)