Evening all
I've got beer and I want to put on a record, but the Mrs has got the telly on.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 20:56, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Have they not got earphones
In wherever it is you live?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 21:01, Reply)

I don't want to listen with earphones.
But as you can see below, it is no longer a problem anyway.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 21:03, Reply)

I used to derive a quiet, sadistic satisfaction from zoning the ex Mrs TD out with headphones

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 21:07, Reply)

I can appreciate that

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 21:10, Reply)

Needless to say she had the last laugh
She was probably standing behind my chair saying "Right, I'm off to shag some bloke I met 2 hours ago in Sainsbury's" whilst I was listening to Deep Purple.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 21:14, Reply)

Result
Crying baby has summoned Mrs Upinblue upstairs, meaning I have switched off the TV and am now being entertained by Charles Mingus.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 21:02, Reply)