You're no son of mine

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 22:58, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

You loves me really.
I'm not a shag around kind of guy, more find one girl and make them as happy as I possibly can (obviously they have to be fit/cool as fuck, this one is).
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 23:03, Reply)

You're too young
If you're telling me that's your future you're lost to me.

You've got 20 years to be me. Is that what you want?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 23:13, Reply)

But I like spending time with girls that I like and vice versa
Being birded up is the best thing in the world, it ain't happened to me in over two years so I'm grabbing this one and not letting go. Even if she is far older than me.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 23:20, Reply)

OK - keep that
Because it don't happen when you're older.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 23:31, Reply)

She makes me smile loads TD
It's her birthday today and on Wednesday I went through a load of hassle of getting a helium balloon, the right size box to fit it in (much harder than I thought it would be) and then sent it down her to arrive before she left for work this morning. The balloon in a giant box is a private joke between us, and the the joyous text I got off her when she opened it has had me smiling all day.
She is mega.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 23:39, Reply)

How much older than you is she?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 23:41, Reply)

I'm 21 she's 29.
I don't really think it matters though. I thought she was about 23 when I first met her, she thought I was 25. Crazy times.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 23:48, Reply)