You should see my sister's engagement ring.
It's very plain, just a diamond on a platinum band, but fuck me it's a massive diamond. Her husband's family are organic watercress farmers worth many millions and it must have cost ten, fifteen grand I reckon. The funny thing is my sister hates jewellery of any kind and only wears it so as not to upset her husband.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 May 2012, 8:36, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Gosh yes, that really IS funny.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 May 2012, 8:39, Reply)

LOL!!!
I can see that gem (geddit?) spending a long time at the top of the popular page.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 May 2012, 8:42, Reply)

...along with all your posts, you tedious minge-rag?

(morning)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 May 2012, 8:43, Reply)

See below for more tedium
Also, good morning.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 May 2012, 8:48, Reply)

That's kind of sad actually
I'd hope my husband to be, if I ever have one, would know me well enough to know what I'd like and would never spend that kind of money because he'd know I'd hate for him to. Regardless of how pretty the ring is...
(berk, Wed 2 May 2012, 8:44, Reply)

In fairness
there's not a ring on earth that she'd have liked more. She doesn't like any jewellery at all. As they go, hers is fine for her, but she'd rather not wear one at all.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 May 2012, 8:46, Reply)