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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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People should pay for their transport by a combination of weight and width
Then, and only then, is your fat fucking arse allowed to spread across two seats.
Until you pay more than me, don't act like a miserable prick when I don't make allowances for the fact that you are shovelling fistfuls of Quavers from a grab bag into your greasy, sweaty ill looking face while trying to fit two spacehopper sized thighs under the table.
Alt: I think there should be a massive waterslide from the top of The Shard to my back door. And then a highspeed cable car for my own personal use back in the other direction.
AltAlt: Probably. I'm jealous.
( , Wed 9 May 2012, 11:11, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Then, and only then, is your fat fucking arse allowed to spread across two seats.
Until you pay more than me, don't act like a miserable prick when I don't make allowances for the fact that you are shovelling fistfuls of Quavers from a grab bag into your greasy, sweaty ill looking face while trying to fit two spacehopper sized thighs under the table.
Alt: I think there should be a massive waterslide from the top of The Shard to my back door. And then a highspeed cable car for my own personal use back in the other direction.
AltAlt: Probably. I'm jealous.
( , Wed 9 May 2012, 11:11, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Anyone who's too wide to fit in the seat should be made to run behind the train until they meet the required standard
I'd go so far as to staple a pizza to the back of the train as an extra incentive.
( , Wed 9 May 2012, 11:13, Reply)
I'd go so far as to staple a pizza to the back of the train as an extra incentive.
( , Wed 9 May 2012, 11:13, Reply)
The spectator comedy value would entice more people to use trains.
Or at least watch them go by, pursued by a queue of waddling fattehs parodying The Benny Hill Show.
( , Wed 9 May 2012, 11:15, Reply)
Or at least watch them go by, pursued by a queue of waddling fattehs parodying The Benny Hill Show.
( , Wed 9 May 2012, 11:15, Reply)
I'm already picturing the pile up every time the train stops unexpectedly.
( , Wed 9 May 2012, 11:16, Reply)
( , Wed 9 May 2012, 11:16, Reply)
Every station tannoy would play "Yakkety Sax" as trains go through.
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